Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I think it's all these drugs, man. Fuck.

You're dying? What the fuck's going on? Hurry home, bro.

Are you sure that you wanna go through with this?

I hope you shit yourself to death.

DON: Well, did you catch them?

Your kid is a cheater.

That's really good to know. Great. Now can you go?

Actually, Don, I came down here about something else entirely.

♪ More than the moon And the stars above ♪

And to Tiny Tim, who did not die, he was a second father.

Ha-ha-ha. LES: So you're... Um...

I see you guys eyeing this bad boy. Let's take it for a ride.

What else did she say? Nothing.

Yeah, I'd love... No, you know.

♪ If I ask a simple question Do you promise to be true? ♪

Yes. Yep. Mm-hm.

So now you have to do it again, and do it right this time.

Look at that. Oh! FREEMAN: Yeah.

No, it's the furniture store man.

While you were making a panini? No, Les.

or I'm gonna find another finance company.

Well, look no further than Champagne Furniture and Rugs,

(VOMITING AND COUGHING)

I'm not here to talk. Just go ahead. Sit down.

Come on, Don, just give me the money

(LYNN LAUGHING)

Mona said that? Absolutely. Every word.

♪ We're gonna love out loud tonight ♪

I'm in love with my wife.

So how goes it? What do you know?

I'll review all the applications tonight. We need this.

How are the French lessons?

Yeah. Last week.

Why not here? Mona, we're married.

Chief, hi. I'll call you back.

Oh, that is gorgeous.

You cannot handle this. It's okay. It's okay.

♪ My little cuddle-bear ♪ ♪ My little cuddle-bear ♪

What would your wife think, Don?

Oh, thank goodness. Not much left,

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

About what? Which part, Don?

What? All over my favorite kilt.

Perception is everything.

Yes, I want to do this. No, I want to do it more.

I feel like my heart's about to explode.

What did that man say?

Well, she's, you know, loose. What did you say?

I saw it on an episode of First 48.

(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)

♪ That pussy's so dumb, so dumb Kelly Bundy ♪

How can you not be on the pill?

I'm here about the job posting on Craigslist.

He said she did it. The wife?

that wants to better civilization through the fine furniture of the world."

♪ It's Great Walls in them drawers Call that pussy China ♪

And what are you gonna do about it?

What are you inferring? I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm not saying it's not a lot of money. I'm just thinking

De ninguna manera me dejaré De ninguna manera

You deserve better.

Not this time, darling. Not with that pretty boy.

Mona wants to record First 48 instead of Duck Dynasty.

and I know what I've done is really stupid

I think it's the Tide.

He's not on steroids, Mona. He's just a big-boned kid.

I will do this. No, you won't.

I mean, I think we need to be constructive,

It's ruining his self-confidence.

Good girl. You're so strong. Get some candy.

(IN ENGLISH) Can I go play Xbox now?

You've come such a long way from being a used car salesman.

(MURPHY LAUGHING)

That's thirteen grand. She'll take that. Come on, who wouldn't take that?

I didn't even bring it. I don't have any of the money.

And you're an alcoholic.

Point? Eye candy. Eye candy.

Do you care for me?

Last week. I think last week.

It's a set-up, man. It's a fucking set up!