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It's just been a little crazy lately. That's all.
Exclusive art? Italian leather?
Oh, son. Are you okay?
We can't just kill someone. We won't. You will.
Oh, I'm sorry. But what's your point?
I'm fine.
(GRUNTING)
I accept your offer.
MONA: Mm.
Yep. Will do. Thank you so much for coming down.
"I will go!" That's what you should have said.
Yes, I am very sure.
If Mona finds out, she'll take everything.
Why exactly did you bring a Zorro mask?
The vehicle, however, is burnt up just like I like my bacon.
Should've gone in. Should've gone. Should've gone.
She's cute... Stop. I need you to work.
Would you mind going out to the fridge in the garage
Here you go. This one's on the house.
Looking good, looking good. Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
(WHIMPERS)
She always comes back, Murphy. Hey?
Um...
but it's not because of my parents.
That wife.
DUSTY: Donny?
(♪♪♪)
"You're my daddy.
(♪♪♪)
(LINE RINGING)
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
Speaking of my parents, they're gonna swing by here
What are you doing outside? The windows are just filthy.
That's so odd. That's odd, huh?
♪ I'm a dirty dog ♪
♪ More than the moon And the stars above ♪
♪ More than the moon And the stars up above ♪♪
Nobody.
Listen, Donny, say you pay her, all right? And Dusty wants more.
Well...
as scheduled.
Thank you, Ally.
I actually, uh... I dropped a couch on it.
How old is she? I don't know.
Nice and crispy. Heh, heh.
We will have sex on the 9th, as scheduled.
Okay.
Me?
Oh, no.
Hey. Impressive day.
What about the baby?
(SIGHS)
♪ Do you swear to me you'll listen As I whisper this to you? ♪
Well, she seems like the kind of girl into that sort of thing.
I ordered an espresso Modernica in a pull-out
Don.
Nothing. I swear.
Give it a couple minutes. You're gonna be fucked. Ha-ha-ha.
Not with all the money that I've had to put into...
Heh, heh. How are you? Pleasure's all mine.
Daddy does too.
I don't know. Um...
You're gonna dress like that and we're gonna review your goals?
Ah. You taste like gummy bears.
You need to erase all evidence, burning it is the best option.
Hey, hey, hey! A sale is a sale.
You know what Daddy says, "Hire a Jew."
MAN #2: Come on, buddy.
Who am I speaking with?
I can't get a little first? Eh...
Oh, my...
Oh, there you are.
What if she's dead? No, don't say that.
(CHUCKLES)
It's demeaning, that's all. What if it stunts his emotional growth?
Wait, what? Get away? People.
I have...
(GIGGLES)
She told me enough.
Is she aborting it?!
See the raised letters? Isn't that nice?
What are you doing?
We can't kill anyone else.
(RETCHES)
I can't.
It's a hammer.
Don't say that. Please don't say that.
(♪♪♪)
You were gonna let that whore extort money from us?
(♪♪♪)
♪ I got something that I can't control ♪
(♪♪♪)
And then you. Huh? Unh!
Of the showroom. Selling furniture.
What's wrong? I really messed up.
Put it in your drink?
Oh, that's a shame. We love children.
Oh...
Yes. I know...
I'm coming, honey.
The drug? Yeah. Unh!
What is wrong with you? Ah! They made me do crystal meth.
Who the hell are you? I love her.
Do you fucking get me?!
I... You know, I can't, really. I just... I don't really feel great.
(ZIPPER UNZIPS)