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♪ Put on your Mac Put on your heels ♪
I got six grand.
Oh, great, you did.
What...?
Oh. Hi. Hello.
(SIGHS)
White-picket-fence motherfuckers. He say the furniture man did this?
♪ I call her "Little Mama" And she call me "Big Poppa" ♪
She's so skinny and pretty.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Do you need me to?
What am I gonna tell my parents about this?
Well, did he ask about the girl?
A second store in Shady Springs.
What's wrong with the lawn?
Destroy our video games.
Oh. Yeah.
Do not get weak, Don.
♪ Wonder if you know how I feel ♪
Yes. Um, uh...
♪ If I ask a simple question Do you promise to be true? ♪
Look, at him, Murphy! Benji!
♪ I got to taste some lips And I want some more ♪
I will do whatever you want, honey
No, sir. Thank goodness.
Oh, God. Oh, no, no, no. Mona.
Why isn't she dead?
♪ Swear to me you'll listen As I whisper this to you ♪
No, no! Oh, God! Oh, no.
MURPHY: You think?
I told her... I told him that she ran off to Dallas.
So, what do I do first? Unh...
What if I choke her?
if we were to bribe someone, I don't know if seven grand is the right...
(♪♪♪)
We're still looking into that.
Yes.
Great lawn!
Oh, babysitter.
All they do is make money.
Is that right? Yeah. It is big.
Well, paranoia is just total awareness.
You don't have the money?
and we're not gonna let a little infidelity get in the way of that.
When you... No. You're not on the pill?
Hello.
(GRUNTS)
You're joking, right?
Maybe.
Here comes the champagne! Yes! Aah!
Yeah?
Mona. Should we...? Can we talk about this?
So she shows up at your house and rings your doorbell
Well, that's typical, I guess.
I'm sorry.
Handwoven rugs? Maybe even a rare floor lamp?
Oh, he does. Beautiful house, beautiful wife,
I don't think he has more.
I'm being blackmailed. How am I supposed to look?
Twenty-five.
If you can.
What do we do?
(BOTH MOANING)
because we have standards and strategy.
(WHIRRING)
Unh. I got jumped.
Well, she's a liar.
No.
The furniture store lady? What the fuck are you talking about?
and you sent it to me in a sectional.
(FLOORBOARDS CREAKING)
"I'll do it. I can do it. I can do it. I'm gonna do it, Mona! I'm gonna do it!"
(GASPS)
Okay.
♪ And I don't know I don't know ♪
Or I'm gonna rape your wife and make you watch.
Hello?
We've been through this.
Well, guess what. That's up to me.
What do you mean, you wanna have it? I promise I won't tell anyone.
Hm? Honey, how was your day?
I think she's what I need on the floor.
(SIGHS)
(MOTORCYCLE DRIVING AWAY)
I do? It's not fair.
(♪♪♪)
(FLESH SQUISHING)
Oh, stop it. What?
Well, if we don't get rid of them tomorrow,
Yeah. She definitely is.
Hello?
but ultimately we'll be better partners because of it.
But how long have we been?
Unh! He fucked you in every orifice,
Thinking had you sucking cops off for crack, right?
What kind of car does she drive? Um... It's like, a big blue...
Could you help me? Thank you. Oh, yeah, sure.
Pretty soon you'll forget I even existed.
Or this: What if the kid is real
A little.
Just make sure you work with your brother.
And how's that, Don?