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Your confession does not leave this box.
Father, I need to talk to you. Father, I have to ask you a question.
and he will say, "Depart from me, ye cursed, into the eternal fire,
Hell is not a very nice place.
The priest here said that people who watch South Park might end up in hell
Oh, now look at that. They're scared to death.
A place of everlasting agony and pain.
I hope to see all of you in church this Sunday.
Oh, the pain! Oh, the pain!
- Oh, no, it's locked. - What? No. It can't be locked.
I think that's what you were attracted to.
Saddam showed up today.
Well, that was quite an uplifting sermon.
Oh, no, that's just Catholics. Us Jews don't believe in Hell.
I'm just... I'm just trying to be a little more naughty in bed.
Hail, Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee.
I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
They need to be baptised, take communion and confess their sins.
you've been acting strange all night.
Blessed art thou, child. Now, what do you have to confess?
He is an angry God, you guys.
- Yeah. - Hey, you,
Father, I don't know if I agree fully with what you're saying.
Well, you guys can do what you want.
I felt it, you guys. I felt the angry hands of God.
and everyone else in this town from the angry hand of God ourselves!
- What did you do, Kyle? - Nothing.
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
and I went number two on the sidewalk and then told Officer Barbrady
This isn't what I need in my life right now.
I'm just gonna have to not see Saddam,
Very good, Ike. That's two John Steinbeck books in one day.
Those were some great pork chops, Satan.
Now, let's see. What about the time we set Mr. Garrison's cat on fire?