Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We have repeatedly broken God's commandments!
you will all be going to the black pit of Satan's world!
Oh, hello. You must be Saddam Hussein.
Oh, he's growing up so fast.
He's not like all my other friends Who really don't care about me
I'm trying to save their souls and the souls of everyone in this town
that I'm totally okay with you guys staying friends.
Yeah!
Okay. Because last year,
Boys, it is your Christian duty to save the souls of your friends.
We can use Wacky Water Weasel.
Chris, just don't... Don't do that.
- We don't? But what if we're wrong? - Well, Kyle, they could be wrong, too.
Yes, I understand you wish to speak with the Pope.
But he didn't want us to be cannibals,
that, according to Matthew 25, when you die, you will stand before God,
Hello, children. I'm Sister Anne.
What a friend I have in Jesus I can say that honestly
Yes, the priest here has been telling the children some pretty radical things.
If this does not change, I promise you,
Lookie, lookie-lau
"God is our refuge and strength. " M'kay.
I think it's important to stay friends with people you had relationships with.
I'll see if I can find him. Bye.
- What? - We have to go to Sunday school
- You are, too! - Dude, this lady told us
Oh, okay, thanks. Oh, that must be them now.
It doesn't matter, because we are all born with original sin.
- What's up? - Well, Chris...
I think that as long as Jewish people are good, they will get into heaven.
The priest here said that people who watch South Park might end up in hell
like tiny beads of glass.
We throw our nets out in to the sea
Yeah. It's like Chris is so perfect in every way.
Boring.