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If this does not change, I promise you,
The priest here said that people who watch South Park might end up in hell
- What's up? - Well, Chris...
Oh, okay, thanks. Oh, that must be them now.
It doesn't matter, because we are all born with original sin.
Okay. Because last year,
like tiny beads of glass.
- We don't? But what if we're wrong? - Well, Kyle, they could be wrong, too.
Lookie, lookie-lau
"God is our refuge and strength. " M'kay.
I think that as long as Jewish people are good, they will get into heaven.
What a friend I have in Jesus I can say that honestly
Yes, the priest here has been telling the children some pretty radical things.
Oh, hello. You must be Saddam Hussein.
that, according to Matthew 25, when you die, you will stand before God,
- What? - We have to go to Sunday school
Boys, it is your Christian duty to save the souls of your friends.
Yeah. It's like Chris is so perfect in every way.
I think it's important to stay friends with people you had relationships with.
I'll see if I can find him. Bye.
Hello, children. I'm Sister Anne.
Chris, just don't... Don't do that.
Oh, he's growing up so fast.
We throw our nets out in to the sea
Yeah!
you will all be going to the black pit of Satan's world!
But he didn't want us to be cannibals,
We can use Wacky Water Weasel.
Boring.
that I'm totally okay with you guys staying friends.
We have repeatedly broken God's commandments!
- You are, too! - Dude, this lady told us
He's not like all my other friends Who really don't care about me
I'm trying to save their souls and the souls of everyone in this town
Yes, I understand you wish to speak with the Pope.