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- Because they think they have to... - They should be worried.
- But what? - Nothing. I just...
And you must be Mr. Ass Face! Just kidding. You're Chris, right?
I'm just showing you that I can be that way, too.
Hello, Satan.
The hookie, hookie, hookie, hookie hookie-lau
Oh, no. Oh, God, no.
- But crackers are his body. - Yes.
Oh, no.
- You eat it, okay? - Okay.
Okay, let's see. Oh, yeah, there was the time we threw a fish
Hello, Your Excellency?
Oh, well, tell them I'm leaving their cheque on the counter.
for better or for worse, so I want to know him.
The priest here said that people with mental handicaps might end up in hell
So tell me, Chris, how was it that you died?
It was a cold, April morning and the dew on the grass was frozen,
What kind of pussy way of dying is that?
- Yeah. - Mom, we're staying for Sunday school.
Yeah. If we're Jewish,
Come on, Satan, you know you can tell me anything.
- Well, what are we eatin' then? - The body of Christ.
Are we going to the hookie lau?
put him out of my mind and focus on Chris.
Are we going to the hookie-lau?
Dude, if this guy's going to Hell, who's gonna save us?
Us, too. We saw a picture of a naked lady.
Hey, you guys, you want to know what my favourite psalm is?
"God is in the midst of her. " M'kay. "She shall not be moved. " M'kay.
and eat crackers, I'm gonna go to Hell.
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