Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What? - Have you confessed all your sins yet?

- And he still loves me... - I thought you killed him.

Of course there's a part of me that will always love him.

Look, all you have to know is that when the priest gives you the cracker,

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

we'd have unclean souls and we'd burn in Hell.

- No. - Then stop questioning me.

just because you're afraid of the consequences

- Jesus was made of crackers? - No.

The priest here said that people who watch South Park might end up in hell

Here. I'm at the Bargain Hotel on MalaVista. Room 16.

- Did you miss me, buttercup? - No, it can't be. You're dead.

It will be a long road, but at the end of that road is salvation!

Oh, like I haven't heard that before.

Come on, hurry up. Hey, what are you guys doing?

If you be cast down into this black bog of stench, then woe is thou.

Hell is a very real place, Mr. and Mrs. Marsh.

All right, all right, all right. You heard the priest.

Where was I going to go? Robert's house in Detroit?

And as long as we get this communion thing, we're safe?

I know that. I was too busy trying to take over the world

- Cartman! - What?

"It is much better for thee to enter into life..."

I know this is the wrong thing to do. I could lose Chris. I can't do this.

I can't deny my feelings for Saddam,

For Satan has made it the most miserable place in the universe.

Where the lau lau is the cau cau at the luau

Well, here goes everything.

I'm heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind

See you, Gary. Thanks for coming. Oh, bye, Marsha.

Father, these boys are really worried,

Well, I don't know about you guys, but all that ginger made me tired.

- Good. I'll show you out. - Nice to meet you, Saddam.

I... I understand. I do.