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Stand back! I'm a tool-bot.
Sweet light crude!
I'm in disguise 'cause l wanna escape. You in? Or do l gotta kill you?
They say you're making strides with your exploding problem.
. . .that a bank is where people put money that isn't invested right.
WOMAN: The CIA cafeteria menu for the week of May 1 5th is as follows:
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Shoot them in the back! Quick, while they're not looking!
im thinkin maybe a few minutes ago
Quit your bellyaching and take it like a robot.
-Back off! l got hostages! -Hooray! I'm helping!
I'm gonna continue never washing this cheek again.
Cherry. Cherry!
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#φ #σ #ΐ #ρ
I do other human stuff! I age! See?
Did your football team lose already?
-Not you. Him. -Me? What a surprise!
You do?
And don't try anything. This glass is laser-proof.
Just like inside me, l've got the heart of a human.
-You are being released. -Finally! Sweet justice!
#б #с #д #ь
-Let me guess. He thinks he's Lincoln? -He's supposed to.
CHANGE PLACES!
lnsane in the Mainframe
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Send them both to the robot loony bin and let's go.
I think I'm a creator, but that doesn't make me a creator. These clothes do.