Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The only poor people I want to hear about are those who tend to my pores at the spa.

You should be more ashamed than usual.

He thinks he's a lunchroom worker. So they put him here.

I'm not a robot!

l got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off.

BENDER: l find that offensive!

Police. You're busted!

That was my anniversary gift from LaBarbra!

-Nice talking to you. -Same here. You guys are all right.

But now it's nearly over. So long.

-l thought you were retired. -l don't see you planning for old age.

The charge is bank robbery.

Just give a name! You don't wanna look stupid on Court TV.

Yeah. Now lie down and play dead. And don't ham it up.

Once they examine my fragile, pink body, they'll see I'm not a--

l do other human stuff. l age! See?

Damn! Still only 1 00 dollars.

The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth

-Hey, mon. -Nice to meet you.