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The only poor people I want to hear about are those who tend to my pores at the spa.
[SNORES]
The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth
-Go! -Okay.
I'm not a robot!
Police. You're busted!
But now it's nearly over. So long.
The charge is bank robbery.
[LAUGHlNG ]
Poor pjewjew
l got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off.
He thinks he's a lunchroom worker. So they put him here.
You should be more ashamed than usual.
l do other human stuff. l age! See?
Also good
Once they examine my fragile, pink body, they'll see I'm not a--
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-l thought you were retired. -l don't see you planning for old age.
Yeah. Now lie down and play dead. And don't ham it up.
BENDER: l find that offensive!
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Duck! Lasers!
Damn! Still only 1 00 dollars.
That was my anniversary gift from LaBarbra!
-Nice talking to you. -Same here. You guys are all right.
Just give a name! You don't wanna look stupid on Court TV.
-Hey, mon. -Nice to meet you.