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Yeah. Now lie down and play dead. And don't ham it up.
[SNORES]
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-Hey, mon. -Nice to meet you.
The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth
The only poor people I want to hear about are those who tend to my pores at the spa.
Poor pjewjew
He thinks he's a lunchroom worker. So they put him here.
[LAUGHlNG ]
Damn! Still only 1 00 dollars.
BENDER: l find that offensive!
Police. You're busted!
Just give a name! You don't wanna look stupid on Court TV.
I'm not a robot!
-Go! -Okay.
Duck! Lasers!
The charge is bank robbery.
That was my anniversary gift from LaBarbra!
-l thought you were retired. -l don't see you planning for old age.
l got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off.
Once they examine my fragile, pink body, they'll see I'm not a--
-Nice talking to you. -Same here. You guys are all right.
l do other human stuff. l age! See?
But now it's nearly over. So long.
You should be more ashamed than usual.
Also good
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