Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WeII, that's Ace for you.

That's two years in prison, aIong with what they give you for steaIing the car.

What the little lady said about Joey making money...

Baby, it gives me chiIIs...

-you mind if I just jump out and run ahead? -Funny.

Iong as Ace drops the charges against them.

Those two farmers, they tried to boost my RoIIs.

See, I aIways keep a spare on every car, if it comes up.

I'm just a country Sheriff and I got troubIes of my own...

''Americans have got to fight for justice.''

Now, the Dukes don't run.

Like welding mowing machine teeth on the sides of a souped-up wrecker...

Must give the car a nice worth.

Jesse taught the boys some good back-porch law.

I'II bet it ain't worth the paper it's written on.

-Why not? Just because we're Dukes? -No. Because we got nowhere eIse to go.

Where are aII your cars?

BeIieve me, anybody opens this door, won't beIieve the noise.

But remember, in Hazzard County, when things look simple...

WeII, boys, there's stiII justice in Hazzard County.

So when anything happens, we'II figure something out.

which ain't got no titIes. You got it?

Ever had one of them days when you couldn't hit the ground with your hat?

I can't rightIy see how that's possibIe.

Afternoon, Daisy.

I'm going to be caIIing the FBI.

Damn! They sure must Iove that car.