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and sneak cigarettes.
I speak the baby's language.
So If I can't--
- You're not helping.
- I have never seen her cry.
[seagulls squawking]
everyone here knows you've been through a lot.
my alien self has grown old watching the planet die.
- Aww. - He's right.
I think it is funny that humans like decorating
You know, we--we're a team.
You always loved doing that.
against their will. I'm not resisting.
perpetuating the message of witches, evil spirits,
until it no longer served me.
will bolster the public services in Patience,
Does Sonny work at a shoe store?
Courtesy of the Jessup Police Department.
with other dead humans.
- Really? - Yeah.
but you told me you were the only one
Besides, I'd like to listen to some music
- * When I came to this place *
They like to eat other beings
You know how to do those alien sounds.
Oh, I don't know. It's Halloween.
- I carved my name, so...
- It is happening too fast.
Son of a bitch!
[laid-back acoustic strumming]
- Let the festivities begin. You ready?
Mmm.
Wait up.
* *
- Yeah, we used to come here after school
- Oh, well...
because it reminds me of the way things used to be
- Hmm.
Skiing is the only thing
This is us.
in my familiar frozen environment
new books, an athletic field.
If Halloween is a time for monsters,
I changed my mind.
on my windshield, though.
* *
- If they widen the road,
and it might be time to move back to DC.
Let's go.
that you said is trying to take over the Earth.
- Nope.
You're welcome. - I can't stop.
- Aw, carrots?
I brought rope and tape.
- We used to come here as kids
- * Just one, just more night *
Police work is done in the real world.
- Hey.
What kind of monster have I become?
And then he would say something humans say
You know, it's something that everyone can be proud of.
should have it on our terms.
Wow.
What if he never comes back?
we'll have the manpower to protect everybody in town.
- What?
to blend in.
So it was obviously the weaker human side of the baby
- Why do you have to be Sonny and Cher every year?