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- SEE, YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA TAKE YOU UP ON THAT. - NO, I DID THINK YOU WERE.
- WORKING MY ASS OFF, YEAH. - NICE.
GET YOUR SMILE ON, COME ON.
JUST DO IT. WHAT, YOU DON'T TRUST ME?
YEAH, I'M FINE.
ON BEHALF OF MY WONDERFUL WIFE SUSIE
- OH, HEY. - AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING?
- NO, PLEASE. - WOULD YOU EXCUSE US?
I IMPROVE THINGS THAT ARE BROKEN.
- REALLY? - I LIKE TO FEEL LIKE AN INSIDER WHEN--
HE'S GONNA GET THE INFORMATION AND THEN WHAT,
MY WIFE'S COUSIN KAI-- SHE RUNS THE OFFICE.
- PRETTY HEADY STUFF. WOW. - YES, VERY HEADY STUFF.
IT'S NOT BAD ADVICE. BUT ANYTHING TO GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED.
MY SON HAS AN OFFICE ON THE RIGHT HAND OF JESUS.
YEAH YEAH. THE LADY CALLED TODAY.
NOW THEY WANT ME TO DO ALL THE TEARDROP STUFF.
- HOW WOULD YOU ASSESS IT? - UM...
- MAKING FUN OF RETARDED PEOPLE? - OH, COME ON.
- YEAH, THAT'S RUDE. - I TOLD YOU SHE WAS GONNA LEAVE.
- OH, I REMEMBER MATT. - WHAT DOES HE WANT?
AND NOT JUST THE BACK ONE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
ARE YOU OKAY?
I TOLD YOU THAT HE ASKED ME TO RECOMMEND HIM...
WHY'D YOU HIRE HIM?
AND I JUST WOULD LOVE TO BE IN ON THAT.
- WOULD Y'ALL CALM DOWN? - HEY, GIVE ME THAT.
EXCUSE ME.
HE'S GOT OTHER PATIENTS THAT HE'S DEALING WITH,
YOU'RE SQUIRMING MORE THAN I AM.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT MOVIE STUNK, BY THE WAY.
- WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA CITE THAT? - OF COURSE.
FINE. HAPPY?
YOU?
SOMETHING TO SAY...
LISTEN, MAN, YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT THERE AND DO STUFF.
- CHILL OUT. WE'RE COOL. - CHILL OUT?
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD TELL ME
I'VE WORKED HERE FOR FOUR YEARS
- YES. WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME THAT? - I'VE NEVER HEARD
I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT. LET'S GO.
IT'S EVERYWHERE. IT'S EVERYWHERE.
- YOU GOTTA GO-- YOU GOTTA GO. - YEAH.
- THANKS, ANT-- - ANTOINETTE.
IT'S GONNA BE ON THE INTERNET TOO.
Auntie Rae: WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU TOO, LARRY.
IT'S PRIVATE, JUST LIKE YOU WANTED.
- BEAUTIFUL. - YEAH.
I'M NOT DISPUTING THAT, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO MEET SOMEBODY ELSE.
"LET'S GO TO BEN LADEN'S. THEY GOT GREAT COLLARS."
WELL, THAT'S A GOOD THING. IT'LL GO AWAY.
. .
I ONLY GET PAID $9 AN HOUR,
- LARRY'S NOT USED TO DATING. - CLEARLY, YES.
- HOLY SHIT. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- PRETTY GOOD? - I'M-- WELL, 7.5.
THAT IN FACT I DID
( chuckles ) WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SAT THERE, HUH?
- WE'RE OUT FOR REAL. - Auntie Rae: WE ARE.
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - SURE. YEAH, OKAY, GOOD.
RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE SOMEWHERE.
- Leon: WE'RE OUT OF HERE, MAN. - OH MY GOD.
YOU SAW THE EARLY REHEARSALS. WHEN YOU LEFT