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I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD TELL ME
AND NOT JUST THE BACK ONE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YEAH, I'M FINE.
- YES. WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME THAT? - I'VE NEVER HEARD
- NO, PLEASE. - WOULD YOU EXCUSE US?
- HOLY SHIT. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- THANKS, ANT-- - ANTOINETTE.
GET YOUR SMILE ON, COME ON.
"LET'S GO TO BEN LADEN'S. THEY GOT GREAT COLLARS."
ON BEHALF OF MY WONDERFUL WIFE SUSIE
EXCUSE ME.
- OH, HEY. - AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING?
THAT IN FACT I DID
. .
JUST DO IT. WHAT, YOU DON'T TRUST ME?
- PRETTY HEADY STUFF. WOW. - YES, VERY HEADY STUFF.
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?
- WOULD Y'ALL CALM DOWN? - HEY, GIVE ME THAT.
YOU SAW THE EARLY REHEARSALS. WHEN YOU LEFT
- CHILL OUT. WE'RE COOL. - CHILL OUT?
IT'S GONNA BE ON THE INTERNET TOO.
RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE SOMEWHERE.
YEAH YEAH. THE LADY CALLED TODAY.
SOMETHING TO SAY...
I IMPROVE THINGS THAT ARE BROKEN.
- YEAH, THAT'S RUDE. - I TOLD YOU SHE WAS GONNA LEAVE.
- WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA CITE THAT? - OF COURSE.
- YOU GOTTA GO-- YOU GOTTA GO. - YEAH.
MY WIFE'S COUSIN KAI-- SHE RUNS THE OFFICE.
IT'S PRIVATE, JUST LIKE YOU WANTED.
AND I JUST WOULD LOVE TO BE IN ON THAT.
- SEE, YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA TAKE YOU UP ON THAT. - NO, I DID THINK YOU WERE.
FINE. HAPPY?
- OH, I REMEMBER MATT. - WHAT DOES HE WANT?
- LARRY'S NOT USED TO DATING. - CLEARLY, YES.
( chuckles ) WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SAT THERE, HUH?
- MAKING FUN OF RETARDED PEOPLE? - OH, COME ON.
- HOW WOULD YOU ASSESS IT? - UM...
I ONLY GET PAID $9 AN HOUR,
IT'S EVERYWHERE. IT'S EVERYWHERE.
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - SURE. YEAH, OKAY, GOOD.
WHY'D YOU HIRE HIM?
- REALLY? - I LIKE TO FEEL LIKE AN INSIDER WHEN--
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT MOVIE STUNK, BY THE WAY.
NOW THEY WANT ME TO DO ALL THE TEARDROP STUFF.
HE'S GOT OTHER PATIENTS THAT HE'S DEALING WITH,
YOU?
- WE'RE OUT FOR REAL. - Auntie Rae: WE ARE.
MY SON HAS AN OFFICE ON THE RIGHT HAND OF JESUS.
WELL, THAT'S A GOOD THING. IT'LL GO AWAY.
HE'S GONNA GET THE INFORMATION AND THEN WHAT,
ARE YOU OKAY?
- Leon: WE'RE OUT OF HERE, MAN. - OH MY GOD.
I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT. LET'S GO.
- WORKING MY ASS OFF, YEAH. - NICE.
- PRETTY GOOD? - I'M-- WELL, 7.5.
I'M NOT DISPUTING THAT, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO MEET SOMEBODY ELSE.
I'VE WORKED HERE FOR FOUR YEARS
LISTEN, MAN, YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT THERE AND DO STUFF.
IT'S NOT BAD ADVICE. BUT ANYTHING TO GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED.
I TOLD YOU THAT HE ASKED ME TO RECOMMEND HIM...
YOU'RE SQUIRMING MORE THAN I AM.
- BEAUTIFUL. - YEAH.
Auntie Rae: WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU TOO, LARRY.