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WELL, UM,
- YOU'RE NOT TIGHT ANYMORE? - NOT REALLY TIGHT.
YOU'VE GOT BEDBUGS? WHAT'S GOING ON?
WITH FIVE MINUTES TO GO? THAT'S INSANE.
THAT'S MY PROBLEM.
- YEAH, I'M GONNA-- - Both: LARRY.
THE SITCOM-- YOU KNOW, I'D COME IN AT 9:00-10:00,
UM, OUR HOUSE IS READY
GREAT. I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE A NEW PATIENT,
- BLESS YOUR HEART. BLESS YOUR HEART. - YEAH.
- IN FRONT OF ME. - Susie: OR A GIANT WOMAN.
- I AM SPEECHLESS. - ( all laughing )
YOU KNOW, FOR, LIKE, 25 YEARS.
IS THAT THERE'S A GUEST HERE
- I'VE GOT TO GO TO WORK, ALL RIGHT? - THANKS, YEAH.
YOU CAN ALWAYS COME VISIT NOW.
IT'S NOT FIVE MINUTES. THIS IS THE WORLD'S WORST FILM
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU'D BE A LITTLE FREAKED OUT IF I SAT THERE, WOULDN'T YOU, HONESTLY?
- LIKE A SHIRT-MAKER IN MANHATTAN. - YES, I KNOW.
- YEAH. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT.
AND ANYONE WHO'S NOT IS NO NEIGHBOR OF MINE.
- SHE'S JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOU. - WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?
I DON'T WANT TO EMBARRASS HER,
- YEAH. - I GOTTA SPLIT.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
"MOBY DICK" IS THE BOOK BY MELVILLE.
AND YOU KNOW I NEED A GOOD SERIES.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PLAY GAMES WITH ME.
LEWIS IS DOING A PILOT NOW, AND I'LL BET HE WANTS ME TO RECOMMEND HIM.
LARRY, GROW A MUSTACHE, MAN. GROW A GOATEE,
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION: TESSLER'S STILL ONE OF YOUR CLIENTS?
- ARE YOU SURPRISED? - CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
WELL, COME ON. LET'S GO FIND IT.
- WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM? - THAT'S NOTHING TO JOKE AROUND ABOUT.
GOODBYE. BYE.
I TIMED IT. THERE WERE SIX MINUTES LEFT IN THAT MOVIE.
Leon: YOUR BRAIN IS ALL FUCKING DISCOMBOBULATED, MAN.
IT'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSING MAYBE, YOU KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW. THERE'S SOMETHING.
( slow music playing )
DO YOU WANT ANY COFFEE? I'M GONNA GO GET COFFEE.
- MOBY DICK. - NO, MOPY DICK.
- I'M SORRY. - NO. I'M LATE NOW.
- STOP PLAYING. STOP PLAYING. - ( all yelling )
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS THING HAS ALREADY GOTTEN TO THIS HOUSE,
- YOU FEEL ME? - IT'S NOT BAD ADVICE.
- 7.5? REALLY? - 7.5, YEAH.
OH, REALLY?