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WHY ARE YOU HERE TO SEE THE DOCTOR?

( theme music playing )

- HOW ARE YOU DOING? - Auntie Rae: YEAH.

AM I? DO YOU THINK I AM?

SO WE'LL GET YOU A DATE--

THIS IS WHAT YOU DO? YOU SIT ON YOUR ASS

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE GOT TO SEE HER WITH THIS GUY

- OVER THERE FROM HERE? - YES, THIS IS GOOD.

- OH, LITERALLY MOPY DICK? - YEAH, MOPY DICK.

- IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. - OF COURSE I DIDN'T STICK A GERBIL UP MY ASS!

- THAT'S IT. NO MORE OF THIS SHIT. - WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

AND CHERYL'S GONNA BE THERE WITH THIS GUY.

SO, FINE. YOU WERE RIGHT AND NOW YOU'RE ALONE.

"HEY, I'M IN THE BUILDING. I THOUGHT I'D DROP BY."

AND IT'S TOO LATE FOR MY CAREER

- WE'RE NOT KIDDING YOU. WE'RE OUT. - NO, FOR REAL.

SO IT'S A LITTLE MORE RESPONSIBILITY THAN I'M USED TO,

- LARRY, NICE TO SEE YOU. - OKAY.

OH, RIGHT. OH, THANK YOU FOR THIS...

EH, I DON'T WANT TO GO BY MYSELF.

Larry: THE POINT IS, IT'S NOT TRUE. I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS

ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY, HUH? A TICKLE IN MY ANUS?

- HOW DID YOU FUCK UP YOUR LIFE? WHAT DID YOU DO? - WITH CHERYL.

IT'S NICE OF YOU, BUT THERE'S REALLY NOTHING WRONG.

I'M NOT AN INVENTOR, BUT I'M AN IMPROVER.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? YOU'RE STRAIGHTFORWARD. I LIKE THAT SHIT.

OFF YOUR SUGGESTION AND THEY LOVED IT.

- ( sighs ) - THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

CALL THIS MAN-- DR. JAY WHITNEY.

- --NOT JUST 'CAUSE-- - GOOD TO SEE YOU.

LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION:

I KNOW. LARRY, THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.

- ( laughs ) - 'CAUSE I SAW YOUR WHEELS SPINNING.

- SAMMIE LOOKS CUTE. - YEAH.

THERE'S NO SHAME IN HAVING TO COME

- I'M FINE. - GOOD.

ARE YOU GONNA DRAG ME OUT OF THIS MOVIE

- NO-- - I'M SORRY.

- I CAN'T BEGIN TO TELL YOU. - WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?