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THAT'S VERY GOOD. WE'LL, we'll be, we'll BE FRIENDS.
- Larry: OH MY GOD. - Paula: WHAT?
- THANK YOU, LARRY. - THIS IS A FANTASTIC OCCASION.
John Legend: GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
YEAH. ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT TO GET READY FOR A BAT MITZVAH.
( chattering, laughing )
JESUS CHRIST, DID YOU SEE THE WAY THAT GUY LOOKED AT ME?
MY NAME'S RIGHT OUT IN THE OPEN HERE.
HE WAS TERRIBLE, THOUGH. HE WAS A TERRIBLE DIRECTOR.
GET YOUR ASS OUT OF-- WH--?
YOU KNOW, WE HAVE PRIVACY HERE.
- OH, SHE DOES? - SHE CAN OPEN ALL THE DOORS,
AND LOOK AT THAT OFFICE ACROSS FROM YOU.
( dramatic music playing )
I'VE GOT TO FIND THE OFFICE MANAGER. THANK YOU.
I'M REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
COME ON.
FOR ANY REASON.
SHOULDN'T BE TOO LONG.
- NO NO NO NO NO. - OKAY.
I WILL TELL YOU THAT, UM,
- OH, CHERYL. - OH, MAN, THIS CHERYL SHIT AGAIN.
- I AM FORGETTING ABOUT HER AS OF NOW. - OKAY.
I'VE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE--
AND YOU FUCKED ME WITH TESSLER.
JUST SIGN IN, PLEASE, AND HAVE A SEAT.
- Loretta: ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT, SWEETNESS.
- WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU. - GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- YOU LOOK PRETTY GOOD YOURSELF. - OH, THANKS, THANKS.
ABSOLUTELY. OF COURSE NOT. COME ON, THAT'S INSANE.
BUSY WITH THE TIVO GUY. YEAH, I WAS BUSY WITH THE TIVO GUY.
- I DO? - Women: YES, YOU PAY.
HI, CAROL.
- HOW ARE YOU? - I'M-- I'M GOOD.
HI, I'M JUST--
- HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? - I DON'T KNOW.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM, NEW YORK?
( family yelling )
SERIOUSLY, SHE CAN GET YOU IN TODAY.
COME ON, FIVE MORE MINUTES.
I KNOW, BUT IF THE DOCTOR'S GONNA COME IN HERE,
- LARRY'S ANUS IS FINE. - SHUT THE FUCK UP, OKAY?
OH, I CALLED OUR CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS