Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ALL RIGHT, DON'T GET MY WATERWORKS GOING HERE.
WE'LL JUST COVER IT WITH MAKEUP.
BECAUSE OF YOUR RECOMMENDATION.
SINCE SHE WAS BORN, ACTUALLY.
I'M SURE HE PROBABLY READ "GERBIL" MAGAZINE
YEAH, WELL, SHE HAS A TICKLE IN HER ANUS ANYWAY.
- THAT'S THE QUESTION. - OH MY GOD.
MANY ARE CALLED. FEW ARE CHOSEN.
- A BAT MITZVAH. - YEAH.
YOU CALL HIM BEN LADEN OR BIN LADEN?
I'M NOT EVEN THE CAPTAIN, I'M GOING DOWN WITH THE SHIP.
I HAVE FRIENDS WHO I CAN'T STAND,
BECAUSE I STAY TO THE END, TILL THEY'RE DEAD.
IT'S NOT SO BAD.
- WHY WOULD YOU MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THAT UP? - BECAUSE I DIDN'T FEEL
Yeah, so I get typed as this who does $ticker
NO NO NO, IT WAS A TEST TO SEE IF HE'S A TOLERANT PERSON.
I “Recommend” him
- NO NO NO NO. - I HAVE NO FORMAL EDUCATION.
- THANK YOU. - SHE LOOKS LIKE A LIVE WIRE.
MAKE A TOAST, WHATEVER. COME ON UP.
YOU'D BETTER GO OUT AFTER HER.
- I SHOULD PROBABLY CATCH UP-- - WE'LL GO TO LUNCH TOGETHER.
WELL, SOMEBODY'S GONNA TAKE IT IF YOU DON'T TAKE IT.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS SOMEBODY'S GONNA COME
I NEED TO TELL YOU AND-- THEN YOU HAVE TO TELL THE DOCTOR.
I GUESS I'LL GO IN FOR MY CHECKUP.
BOOKS-- THEY COULD BE 500 PAGES,
WELL, MAYBE I'LL BRING THIS WOMAN.
HE SAID HE KNOWS YOU, "SEINFELD" DAYS.
- TWO PARKING SPACES. IT'S ALL YOURS. - HOW DO YOU HEAT IT?
SO, WAIT A MINUTE. ARE YOU SAYING YOU DIDN'T DO THAT?
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR COMING.
IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I EVER SAW ONE OF THOSE THINGS, YOU KNOW.
OKAY, LET'S GO UP AND GET HIS MOPY-ASS DICK OUT OF BED.