Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I JUST CAME BY TO SAY THANKS

THERE'S A GERBIL RUNNING AMOK IN MY HOUSE. COME ON, HELP ME FIND IT.

YEAH. WHY SHOULDN'T IT BE?

SHE ALSO WAS IN CIRQUE DU SOLEIL.

TO THAT GASTROENTEROLOGIST'S AGAIN?

MATT TESSLER JUST ASKED ME

- 'CAUSE YOU HAVE GERBILS IN YOUR ASS. - I MADE THAT UP, YOU MORON.

DID YOU STICK A GERBIL UP YOUR ASS?

'CAUSE I THINK I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED YOU.

- IMPORTANT TO SAY THAT. - Susie: THAT'S FINE, LARRY.

- Man: MR. DAVID. - HELLO, DOCTOR.

- YOU PAY. - DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. YOU PAY.

AND I SAW HER WHEN SHE WAS, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES OLD.

- THE SHTOOMY, YEAH. - ARE YOU AND RICHARD LEWIS STILL TIGHT?

- WHAT--? - ...SO I'M "RECOMMENDING" HIM. I PUT QUOTES AROUND IT.

MY NEWEST CLIENT JOHN LEGEND.

- OH. - IT'S A BIG PARTY.

- NOT AT ALL. - DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THE GATE?

SHUT THE FUCK UP! SORRY.

- ARE YOU KIDDING? - NO.

UM, YES. I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T MIND.

YEAH, YOU GOTTA FIND SOMEBODY, MAN.

- WHAT? WHAT? - I TALKED TO KAI. I TALKED TO MY COUSIN.

IT WAS SO ENJOYABLE AND YOU RUINED IT WITH "I JUST GOT 50 BUCKS."

I'M NOT THAT COMFORTABLE TELLING YOU, FRANKLY.

TO RECOMMEND HIM FOR YOUR PILOT...

- ABOUT ME AND A GERBIL. - ( murmuring )

AND I GIVE IT TO HIM. HE'LL COME IN AND GO OVER THIS.

MOVING IN ACROSS THE HALL.

M.S. OR M.D. OR...?

( laughs ) YEAH.

I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE BEING WITH ANYBODY ELSE.

HE'S A HUGE R&B SINGER.

- Jeff: GOTTA COME IN? - Leon: COMING IN, MAN.

- THANK YOU. HOW ARE YOU DOING? - NACHES TO YOU.

- HE'S NOT WORKING OUT? - HE SUCKS!

- WHO'S NOT GONNA THINK THAT'S SO FUNNY. - OH, JEEZ.

LOOK, I THINK I'VE GIVEN YOU THE WRONG IMPRESSION.

THAT'S HOW I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT ME:

GET DOWN THERE AND GET BREAKFAST. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

IT MEANS A LOT TO US,

I CAN'T WATCH THIS.

HOW DO YOU STOP SOMEBODY FROM RENTING IT?