Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IT WAS SO ENJOYABLE AND YOU RUINED IT WITH "I JUST GOT 50 BUCKS."

- WHO'S NOT GONNA THINK THAT'S SO FUNNY. - OH, JEEZ.

SHE ALSO WAS IN CIRQUE DU SOLEIL.

'CAUSE I THINK I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED YOU.

MATT TESSLER JUST ASKED ME

- YOU PAY. - DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. YOU PAY.

I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE BEING WITH ANYBODY ELSE.

MY NEWEST CLIENT JOHN LEGEND.

- ARE YOU KIDDING? - NO.

- 'CAUSE YOU HAVE GERBILS IN YOUR ASS. - I MADE THAT UP, YOU MORON.

YEAH. WHY SHOULDN'T IT BE?

- WHAT? WHAT? - I TALKED TO KAI. I TALKED TO MY COUSIN.

YEAH, YOU GOTTA FIND SOMEBODY, MAN.

TO RECOMMEND HIM FOR YOUR PILOT...

MOVING IN ACROSS THE HALL.

AND I GIVE IT TO HIM. HE'LL COME IN AND GO OVER THIS.

- IMPORTANT TO SAY THAT. - Susie: THAT'S FINE, LARRY.

LOOK, I THINK I'VE GIVEN YOU THE WRONG IMPRESSION.

- THE SHTOOMY, YEAH. - ARE YOU AND RICHARD LEWIS STILL TIGHT?

( laughs ) YEAH.

THERE'S A GERBIL RUNNING AMOK IN MY HOUSE. COME ON, HELP ME FIND IT.

M.S. OR M.D. OR...?

- Jeff: GOTTA COME IN? - Leon: COMING IN, MAN.

GET DOWN THERE AND GET BREAKFAST. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M NOT THAT COMFORTABLE TELLING YOU, FRANKLY.

I CAN'T WATCH THIS.

THAT'S HOW I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT ME:

- NOT AT ALL. - DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THE GATE?

DID YOU STICK A GERBIL UP YOUR ASS?

UM, YES. I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T MIND.

- OH. - IT'S A BIG PARTY.

SHUT THE FUCK UP! SORRY.

TO THAT GASTROENTEROLOGIST'S AGAIN?

- ABOUT ME AND A GERBIL. - ( murmuring )

- THANK YOU. HOW ARE YOU DOING? - NACHES TO YOU.

I JUST CAME BY TO SAY THANKS

HE'S A HUGE R&B SINGER.

HOW DO YOU STOP SOMEBODY FROM RENTING IT?

AND I SAW HER WHEN SHE WAS, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES OLD.

- WHAT--? - ...SO I'M "RECOMMENDING" HIM. I PUT QUOTES AROUND IT.

- Man: MR. DAVID. - HELLO, DOCTOR.

- HE'S NOT WORKING OUT? - HE SUCKS!

IT MEANS A LOT TO US,