Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I KNOW, LARRY. I'M SORRY. - I WANT TO MEET SOMEBODY.

I'LL PUT A FIST UP YOUR ASS.

( glass dinging )

I KNOW IT LOOKED LIKE WE WEREN'T GONNA EVER GET OUT OF HERE, THOUGH,

I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL THAT DAY

IN THE INTEREST OF FULL DISCLOSURE

I KNOW. WE'RE IN AGREEMENT.

- I'D GET A CHANCE TO SEE MY SON IN THE MORNING... - IT'S A GREAT--

I MEAN, WE ALL ARE REALLY WORRIED ABOUT HIM, MAN.

THIS ONE GOES OUT TO SAMMIE.

TO GET BACK AT ME.

AND YOU'RE FUCKING ON THE COVER.

- WHO'S FUCKING MOBY DICK? - WHERE DID YOU HEAR MOBY DICK FROM?

- LISTEN, I DID MY PART. GET YOUR ASS UP. - OKAY, THANKS.

AND MYSELF I WANT TO WELCOME YOU.

- THAT'S WHY YOU HAD TO SEE THE DOCTOR. - OH, THAT'S BULLSHIT.

- OH, REALLY? - YEAH.

AND THEN YOU HEAR THIS SHIT'S GOING ON. COME ON NOW.

SO LET ME ASK YOU, MR. DAVID,

- THIS IS SERIOUS, ALL RIGHT? - YEAH, NO.

HEY, YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY?

I CANNOT GET YOU AN APPOINTMENT FOR TWO WEEKS.

LOOK, I GOTTA GO. I GOTTA GO.

MM-HMM. POLICY IS THAT I TAKE THE INFORMATION DOWN FIRST

SO WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT?

YOU KNOW WHAT? MY MIND IS MADE UP.

- YOU FUCKING BITCH. - GOODBYE.

- I'M NOT A GOOD DATER. I CAN'T DATE. - WHY CAN'T YOU DATE?

- HE DOESN'T KNOW COMEDY. - I KNOW THAT, I KNOW.

SOMEONE WAS GONNA RENT THE OFFICE NEXT DOOR...

ALL I'M SAYING IS, DON'T TAKE ANY CHANCES HERE, OKAY?

- OH MY GOD. - HOLY SHIT.

- YOU KNOW HOW EMOTIONAL I AM. - ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

I GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP. THAT'S WHAT I DO.

( slowly ) ...SO THIS IS ME CALLING

A SUCCESSFUL WRITER-PRODUCER WHO PUTS GERBILS UP HIS ASS FOR FUN.

SHE'S BRINGING THAT GUY TOO.

TO KEEP TRACK OF PATIENTS.

HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN THERE?

I'M JUST, YOU KNOW-- I'M KIND OF STUCK

- EH, LET'S NOT GO CRAZY. - ( chattering, laughing )

- WHO TOLD YOU THAT? - I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHO TOLD ME.

- ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - NO.

- HE'S IN THE BUILDING? - YEAH.