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I WANT TO GET BACK TO THE FUNNY, TO THE SHTOOMY.
- SHE CAN TAKE 'EM OUT. - THEN THERE'S A HOLE IN THE NOSE.
YOU'D BETTER GET YOUR ASS OUT OF MY HOUSE,
SURE, I'LL GO WITH YOU, L.D.
YEAH, MY SEAT'S UNCOMFORTABLE TOO.
WHY DON'T WE TAKE THAT OFFICE THEN?
IT'S NOT TRUE. HOWEVER,
- I'M GETTING IT TOGETHER. - YEAH, THINK ABOUT THAT BEARD SHIT.
- YOU GOT THE JOB? - YEAH.
IT'S TRUE, ISN'T IT?
NO, IT WAS GREAT. YOU'RE CRAZY.
- WAKE UP, WAKE UP! - ( all chattering )
AND YOU CAN JUST REALLY READ ME.
- NO, I HAVEN'T DATED IN A LONG TIME. - NO, A LONG TIME.
IT WAS NOT A PRETTY SIGHT FOR ME.
- OH, YOUR UNDERWEAR-- - YES.
- ALL RIGHT, I'M TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF. - YEAH, COME ON DOWNSTAIRS.
THIS TESSLER IS SPREADING THIS RUMOR ABOUT ME
I COULD SAY THAT YOU HAD TO LEAVE,
- I DIDN'T KNOW. - YOU ARE SUCH A BALD ASSHOLE!
- WITH SIX MINUTES TO GO? - THE LAST SIX MINUTES. THAT'S CRAZINESS.
'CAUSE THEY'RE FLOATING MY NAME TO DIRECT HIS PILOT
- YEAH. - ...OR ONE OF BEN LADEN'S PEOPLE.
Medium outdoor golf gallery audience cheering applaud & whistling
I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO WOULDN'T FIND THIS FUNNY AT ALL.
WHY'D YOU "RECOMMEND" HIM, MR. QUOTEHEAD?
COME ON DOWNSTAIRS, MAN. THE FAMILY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU A LITTLE BIT.
- SHE HAS A TICKLE IN HER ANUS? - I THINK SO. SHE WAS SQUIRMING IN HER SEAT.
SO I'M GONNA KEEP THIS SHORT AND JUST SAY
- WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU BOUGHT AN ALBUM? - 1972?
- WELL... - WHY NOT JUST TELL HIM DIRECTLY?
HE'S UP THERE MOPING, MAN. MOPY DICK, THAT'S WHAT HE IS.
SO LONG.
- THIS WHOLE THING IS ASKEW, YOUR SYSTEM. - MM-HMM.
( gargles )
YOU WERE BUSY WITH THE TIVO GUY.
OH, YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN THERMOSTAT RIGHT THERE, SEE?
THEY HAD A RUN-THROUGH. THE NETWORK STORMED OUT.
I REALLY DO. FUCK YOU, LARRY.
- '72? SO YOU KNOW NO ONE. - NO, I KNOW NOTHING.
PERFECT. I CAN CHECK HER OUT.
YOU'RE LISTENING TO ME? I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
- OKAY, NO MORE. - YEAH, GET OUT. LET'S GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
WHY DID YOU SAY I HAVE A TICKLE IN MY ANUS?
WHO WALKED PAST THE LINE TO GET HIS TICKET BEFORE.
- YOU'VE GOT TO MOVE ON. - THERE'S NOBODY THAT COMPARES TO HER.
WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR WAS THAT AGAIN?
IT'S FIVE MINUTES TO GO. IT'S CRAZY.
YOU'VE GOT TO BECOME ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT NOW.
( Auntie Rae chuckling ) CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
IF I RECOMMENDED HIM, YOU CAN TELL HIM
'CAUSE YOU GOTTA BRING SOMEBODY. CHERYL'S COMING WITH THAT GUY.
LARRY, WH--?
I'M STILL SICK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THAT THING IS