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Bigfoot!
I promise, he'll be better behaved when you pick me up for the party.
Excuse me.
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Call me when the trip's over.
That's the spirit, Maxie!
Don't touch me.
I never met him before... the concert, that is.
[ Panting ] Here, sir. Comin', sir. Yes, sir.
- ♪♪ [ Radio Earphones ] - [ Mutters ] Music!
Sassy-frass!
♪ I'm a little teapot ♪ And the windup!
Goodbye, pile of broken wood.
Well, I'm kinda doin' somethin' with my dad.
Ayuk! Ha-ha-ha-ha-yuk!
Yeah! Dance with her! Groove with her.
Yeah, well...
- and stealin' stuff, and causin' riots and-- - Whaaa! Gimme!
Maxie, wait up! You forgot your lunch.
Away from it all!
Hey, what the heck you tryin' to do?
Thank you, Stacey.
- Ayuk! You really had him fooled, Pete! - Me?
- Uh, man or woman? - Oh, man.
- What's wrong now? - Look!
Yeah
Uh, uh, Dad? Dad?
Very odd!
Well, I wouldn't miss our date for anything that wasn't incredible, Roxanne.
Mmm-mmm-mmm. [ Sighs ]
It happened so fast... I guess I sort of missed it.
- Ooh! - Ow!
Quarter to 3:00. Tourjete.
much less go out with me.
- and see the same sights. - Ahh!
[MUFFED] What's wrong?
Bobby!
♪ Nobody else but you ♪
Who's your favourite possum?
♪ Roxanne, please don't forget me I will return someday ♪
Waterfall!
[ Gagging, Gulping ]
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
[ Snarling ]
Now how come you always think I'm gonna lead you into some sort of calamity?
Hey, P.J., detention! Ha-ha-ha!
Yeah, it's from Powerline's new video.
[ Together] ♪ Just bein' out on the open road ♪
- I'll just talk to you later. - Uh, uh, Roxanne!
Well, I was sorta, kind of thinkin' that... I'd love to.
Ahh.
More "Hi, Dad" soup, please.
[ Principal ] Robert Zimuruski.
Jurassic Park, world dominion. masie Lockwood.
Just what makes that little old ant think he'll move that rubber tree plant, anyone knows an ant can't move a rubber tree plant. But he's got
[Coughing] Ayuk! O-O-Oh! [Thunderclaps]
- Isn't that nice? - Hee-haw!
- Now look where you've got us, Dad! - Where I got us?
Yeah! That's-- Huh?
- [ Grunting ] - Whoa!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
♪ We're mighty glad to see ya And the parking's always free ♪
If my dad finds out he's gonna nuke my ENTIRE existence...
And now, without further ado, Principal Mazur.
Hey, you dropped your hat.
W-W-Whoa!
Yep. Just like my dad and me did.
As student body president, I just wanna say like "yea"...
♪ Take a look inside to see ♪
Huh?
♪ From now on I own the open road ♪
Ayuk! Mornin', son!
- or Maxie, or-- - Ambidextrous?
A man, huh? Hmm, that's a toughie.
The harder I tried, the worse it got.
♪ Po-Possum Park ♪
P.J.!
Just what makes that little old ant think he'll move that rubber tree plant, anyone knows that an ant can't move that rubber tree plant. But he's got
[ Metal Screeching ]
Don't give me that attitude, you guys. I'm doin' it all for you.
♪ But things'll be goin' my way after today ♪
Agh! Ooo-ooo.
Goin' somewhere, Pop?
Yee-haw! Thank you. Thank you. Yes!
♪ We've turned into ♪
[Max] ♪ There are times you drive me shall we say bananas ♪
- Grrr. - Daddy!
♪♪["I 2 I"]
Ooh, then again--
My one chance to impress Roxanne, and I blew it.
Agh!
Uh, ha! Just a minute!
We got work to do!
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Fuck you, Fuck you,
[ Goofy ] Yeow-hoo-hooeee!
[ Imitating Machine Gun Fire, Laughing ]
It's dork and dork,junior! Hah-hah-hah!
Wait! I saved the best for last. Ayuk!
Yuck! [Horn Honking]
Maxwell!
- Ahh. Ah. - [ Laughing ]
- Oh! Oh, no, I can't. I can't. - What?
And also that I hope you can all attend my totally amazing end-of-school party...
Aw. Why such a long face?
♪ I've been kicked around since I was born ♪
Besides, you wouldn't wanna spoil the big surprise!
♪ And maybe love is the reason why ♪
[ Grunting ]