Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You promised me this dog could hunt.
The fifth grade. Heh.
-l thought you were married to Mindy. -l am. This is Becky.
-How's my hair? -Strong.
She proposed to him six times before he said yes.
greedy motherfuckers
[lN SOUTHERN ACCENT] Well, hey, your daddy down by the lake...
Cam Brady got a two-point bump out of a--
[AUDlENCE CHEERS]
You get my son to call you Daddy, I fuck your wife.
-Am I right? -Hold on.
Oh! Don't do that, it tickles, okay?
Get out, you little fuckers.
What are you pointing at?
Go back to where you're from dick!!
Drakes only available idea
Hey, Becky.
All of Maine freaking out about a hurricane… …Eric Sutton arriving just in time
Dad, that is like the greatest....
red red wine if we go hell the shell shall be the resport plaza going down on it red red wine come down for us save us all.
AUDlENCE [CHEERlNG] Marty! Marty! Marty! Marty! Marty!
Rodriguez When another student fails an event
But the fucker bit me. I'm sorry, the snake bit me.
-No, I like to have them nearby. -Oh.
Provided, of course, you pick up the phone any time we call.
Donkey Kong?
NATO
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
Well, if you'll excuse us, we've got some babies to kiss.
-lf there's money out there, we get it. -Right. That's what we're gonna do.
lt's very Katie Couric.
Man, those City guys spanked us again! Did you see the size of their dicks?
I need-- I need roughage. I need roughage.
Needles employees after the swamp coolers break, the internet goes out, the generators fail and its the middle of summer
You should see the look on your stupid face.
When your buddy misses a yote And You Kill it
ROB Was always creative!!! GOOD MORNING FAGMUFFINS!!!
You're grinding your hairy crescent roll against any piece of ass that flashes you a smile.
Keep it simple and direct questions to the talking points.
We call the concept insourcing.
Look, Marty, I definitely did wrong.
Pokoknya batal
I'm Marty Huggins, and this is one message I approve.
He should be your congressman.
Hey, look, Cam, I'm telling you right now, it was the phone call.
You're five points down. You can't win this.
-Let me handle this. -l know you're Marty's wife, but I swear...
Unfortunately, none of these charges are illegal.
lt goes without saying, this lunch never happened.
That is totally taken out of context.
Early rumors have billionaire industrialists the Motch brothers...
Do you know what I like most about your Asian boys?
My bandmates watching me crack my fourth beer before doors
-Don't! Ha, ha! TlM: Go for his hair.
-I'm trying. -Oh, God, no.
NARRATOR: Why does Marty Huggins refuse to take a lie-detector test?
Service Tech Installer coming to service
[LAUGHlNG]
lf you really wanna help this district, the first thing you have to do, Marty, is win.
I hate those guys…
I am on the outside looking in. Just let karma take care of it. T
You know what?
-Yeah. -Set the tone.
-Uh, come again? Did you say Menthol 1 00s? -I'm not saying the brand of cigarettes again.
How would you bring jobs back to the 14th district?
[AUDlENCE CHEERlNG]
But I'll tell you this: He's one of the good ones, and l've actually grown fond of him.
How It Feels Being Back In The Mix
Suck the venom out.
And they look at me like, What?
l've sold the movie rights. We're in talks with Kate Hudson to play me.
And I saw him on the way in.
I just wanna get back to the basics. I miss you.
Yeah, that's lower than I thought.
-Thank you. -We did it, baby. We did it.
Three times.
Do you really think so?
PO!!! WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
YOU GOT A LOT OF ENERGY, DONT YOU?
We start tonight from North Carolina...
Plus, I got offered a lobbying job in D.C. for Motch brothers.
I mean, it's a mess out there.
-Right. RlCK: Right?
Gotta make a big climate change decision? Just covfefe that mutha.
Jiggle it.
MAN 1 : This question is for the congressman.
...a.k.a. the Greek Butcher...
Welcome to the fucking bull market
By the time we're finished, half your district will think you're a Marxist...
Yeah, that's the idea. Let's get this bad boy. Let's wrap it up.
And then look at that. Straight down.
Jesus, Cam.
-l started drinking again. -Oh.
lt's the first combination political commercial and sex tape...
Tile seter
So if there's anything that you wanna talk about...
-I'm crazy because I refuse to lose? -l think so.
Sit.
Óvissunefndin:
OFFlCER: Stop the vehicle now! -Officer, are you in need of assistance?
We have purchased all the rights and large tracts of land in your district...
[CHEERS]
Welcome to the fucking show
-[MOUTHS] Thy. Thy. CAM: The thigh.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
And I thought to myself, Who thinks of this stuff?
Motch paid me 50 grand to make a few appearances.
"...Like Lick Each Other's Buttholes In A Denny's Bathroom."
ANNOUNCER [OVER SPEAKER]: lntroducing the new and improved Cam Brady.
[ROSE LAUGHS]
Playing hee haw with the fuck around gang
I don't wanna hear that bullshit. Hey, what did you major in in college?
Ggy Byu
What Did You Sign Up For? Big Fat Pussy Whose Too Afraid to do What it Takes to Win Club?
Support our troops.
Cam Brady '012. I was the last one to say something.
Anyone.
CAM: Thank you, Carl.
-I'm back up. -Stop the vehicle.
I processing the 86th SFS and all it’s fuckery Team 2646
When you sign more people Welcome to the fuckin show
So with that, l'd like to announce my withdrawal from this election...
My father worked with his hands...
I don't know why you would bring that up. I find that laughable. Ha, ha.
This is likely to hurt him with the Christian right, social conservatives.
Barracuda
I crapped GOLD
Right, Mitch.
-Oh, that's how you beat that. -Yeah.
Did you hear about this corporation that came in...
-What did he say? -He said, My mother is still alive.
[MENDENHALLS SCREAMlNG]
-l did get a little crazy there. -Yes, you did.
Good evening, everyone. Please welcome candidate Marty Huggins...
...that I just think things have gotten crazy.
When your boss asks for just 1 more thing after the 10 unnessary things you've already done - on a friday - at 4pm.
Yes, i'd like to report a drunk driver, please.
Well, I'm here to tell you, North Carolina, that when it comes to jobs for my district...
GGMHC…. are this nations backbone
Shawntell when I say I want to go home before work quickly
Who did this to you?
Thank you for your help. You guys do real good work. God bless you.