Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Keith Williams is this Program’s backbone
There's just too many questions.
MlTZl: No. That cannot stay there.
You actually shot a man and went up in the polls.
CAM [ON MACHlNE]: Hey, Shana, it's Congressman Cam Brady here.
[SlGHS]
The focus group words that come up about you are odd...
I'm sorry, it's a habit of mine. I just-- I'm so used to wearing one of these things...
Listen, guys, he opened his life up, and it's worked.
I said the Lord's name in vain at school.
[SNAKES HlSSlNG]
[BOTH CHUCKLlNG]
Yes, I can, Mr. Wattley.
Because Filipino Tilt-A-Whirl operators are this nation's backbone.
As a prank, when I was 1 5...
...thirsty, alone and tired.
Your campaign headquarters are being furnished and staffed...
I think we can all agree. Claire Corsey, she's a mess.
Our father...
Okay, let's talk about this.
All right, I gotta go. Cam Brady in '0 12.
-Check it out. it's a picture of my dick. -Oh, come on.
I go to the mall and hide in a stairwell and take photos up women's skirts.
I would like to apologize to that woman.
George Marley has time for one more final death. George we'll just punch Marley's lights out and throw her onto the freeway and then zap her with electricity and plug her in
For the poops.
-Yeah. -Here. Watch me. Up. Up.
Go. Right now. Tell them to run it. Let's go, people.
...is not measured by taking attendance.
-Who are you? -Tim Wattley.
-Bye, Marty. -Heh.
lf you give us a million, hell, I'll let you sleep with my wife.
lf I bag a buck, we'll get a nice bounce in the polls.
And I don't get my feelings hurt that much, you know?
MlTCH: And what does that mean?
MORGAN [ON TV]: That's very kind of you, congressman.
Me lighting my third joint for the day As my cousin arrives with his new wife
...and I'm here today to formally announce my candidacy on the Republican ticket...
MARTY: Stop. -That's what nuts feel like. Touch it.
Two hours ago, this congressional race was dead on arrival.
MlTZl: Oh. Oh, I'm dizzy.
When marketing tries to get me to retake firm photos after only 11 years
Now only 46 percent of the people like you.
lt's a fictitious place. Rainbow Land, it's fiction.
CAM: Can't believe you landed a national interview.
Taytay tomorrow
...and it's the last thing I think of when I go to bed.
[GROWLlNG]
1 out of 6 students said I gave good feedback That’s 16.7%.. I’ll take those odds anyway of the week!!
But we're gonna kick his ass, because that's how we do.
Chantell when I tell her I may want to stop off at home before work
Yeah, I'm just real high.
...l want it to stop.
lt's a small-batch bourbon. By-product of the prohibition days.
Look, after 1 7 years of faithful marriage...
Bring your bats Because it’s a mess
Has weird ever stopped us before?
...and help us change these regulations.
Joe bidens tax plan
Because Filipino Tilt-A-Whirl operators are this nations backbone
Collecting Cooter Shots
[DOOR HANDLE RATTLlNG]
On October 23rd, 1 996, at 2:1 1 p.m...
When you meet Cam at center stage, shake hands but don't let go.
But you look like Richard Simmons just crapped out a goddamn hobbit.
[CELL PHONE RlNGlNG]
…turn the page, it says, take your family on vacation
-Got a book of bad ideas? -l got a book of good ideas. That's the first one.
Goddamn it, what have you been doing with these boys?
We gotta think logically here. Now, what do you wanna do?
When you run the AHT Man Card Drill clean
You're only eight points down, Marty.
I'm gonna kill you.
No Tim Wattley.
Because you were a voice of the people. But that's when we was kids.
-...from Homicide: Life on the Streets. CAM: Okay, that's uncalled for.
...of which I could say maybe 1 percent have been inappropriate.
-To do a plug on my show? -Yes. I did take money from Marty Huggins.
Let's clean up D.C.
My dad always said two things about giving speeches… Never say anything bad about the Jews, and tell an interesting story!
A savior, if you will.
...after punching that iron-like jaw of that baby?
We've already lost 7 million jobs since NAFTA, right?
JASON MARSHALL JUST GAVE YOU THE OLD D.C. DIP AND TWIRL
Welcome to the fucking jungle.
MARTY: Was the nicest thing.
-Yeah. -ls he an al Qaeda? ls he a Taliban?
The Major seeing us crack a beer at 8am.
When I catch a fish on the first cast of the yearly fishing trip
lt's the first thing I think of when I wake up in the morning...
Little presentation.
CAM: Ah.
I guess the kids would just rather go to class.
[CAM MOANlNG]
Its worth a Google
...called Rainbow Land.
Sometimes when I get a little drunk, I let kids touch my old lady's titty.
I will do anything it takes to win.
[SPEAKS lN MANDARlN] [GLENN AND WADE CHUCKLlNG]
Not anymore, it's not.
And we've done some great things.
[ALL LAUGHlNG]
l've had feelings for you.
Don't listen to him, Cam.
Because we are tired of them and their dancing.
...of the 14th district of North Carolina.
Dylan is prone to intense bouts of violence.
OFFlCER: Stop the vehicle. -No, I see you.
The Major seeing us crack a beer at 8am.
My nephew bringing his new wife around As we light the third joint of the day
[ALL LAUGHlNG]
...any kind of secrets...
[AUDlENCE GASPS]
...Marty Huggins has jumped 1 1 points in the polls.
-Anyone can do your job. -Hey.
Every time someone tells me I'm drunk
-Hunting season's over. Let's go, start the car. -Yes, sir.
You can't make me live in rainbow land!
You f***** up
He punched Uggie, the dog from the Academy Award-winning film The Artist.
-Multiple times. MlTZl: Good work. Attaboy. Whoo!
You know what to do, Marty.
MARTY: Okay, everyone, please. Okay.
lt's you and me against the world forever.
Communist manifesto
Oh, the fucking cunt-ass serpent bit me!
I think we can all agree. Clarie Corsey, she's a mess.
uh huh! we don't say the S word which is she! or the N word which is name! no way! no way in hell! not on the world's watch! but we say the H word which is he and the W word which is who. otherwise don't use the english language in anything at all!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Oh, this is a big casa.
-Ow. -Look at this.
I want a Bible on this end table...
What a nice day we've had.
COME ON CARL!
And Poundcake barks back:
ln high school, he was part of an all-male a cappella group, Dude Ranch.
...a real American man.
Yeah.