Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, l'd like to report a drunk driver, please.

There is no way Congress will let Motch Worldwide Global...

MAN 2: America, Jesus, freedom.

Get some American beers you Connie!

-Hey, Cam. -Hey, Becky.

You know me better than that.

...they want you to run for office.

Road biker wanting to go off-road But buys a gravel bike instead.

lt is the simple story of a teddy bear giving a pot of gold to a leprechaun, okay?

-You know anything about that? -No, l've been trying to win an election.

When you bring your three kids to the beach house and the other parents have one

... that's my story.

CAM: Thank you, Marty.

CAM: lt went right through my femur.

Why have you consistently voted against campaign-finance reform?

Can you do that?

Anne Crumley is the backbone of Section E

...financing a PAC supporting Huggins.

Um, boys, put down your utensils. I wanna talk to you about something real quick.

Jesus Christ. Who happened to have a mustache.

No. You're not. You look horrible. Come on!

ls this election being bought by the highest bidder?

Boy you really are a sad little fucker

Next up, we have ballot confirmation of Camden Brady, congressman.

Mitzi, this will all be over as soon as I win, okay?

Cock-a-doodle-doo, Travis. You look tired. Did you get some sleep?

Are you kidding me?!

...and an oil painting of an eagle over this fireplace, stat.

I knew one day your dad would realize your true potential.

You do not have to live in Rainbow Land.

ROSE: Y'all have to hate Marty Huggins!

DON'T YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS, MIGUEL!

Bryan when he hears Matt carrying on Norwhite legacy

You can google it, it’s worth a google

Oh, fuck. Fuck me.

There was a clear winner in the first debate. Marty Huggins simply electrified this crowd.

I can’t stop giggling.

-Excuse me. -Excuse me, please.

CAM: Easy. Easy, Mitzi. Easy.

-Boom. There it is. Let's get this out ASAP. -Cam, you can't do that.

...now's the time to put it on the table, okay?

When someone asks me if I want to day drink

America, Jesus, freedom

kickers are this nations backbone

I tell you right now,

You know when I first got into politics?

Ninety percent of the time, I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.

When I step on the 1st tee of a GTGG match. and flush it down the middle of the fairway.

...l wish I could go out and punch that baby again.

...to Nova Scotia...

-Man, put that away, will you? -I'm gonna tweet it to Shana.

Welcome to the fucking show

Thank you so much.

lt's a fictitious place. I was 8. it's from a child's imagination.

Push it. Push it real good?

...and two pugs, which, keep in mind, are Chinese.

Son, it's no secret we've never enjoyed each other's company.

Because banning the hub Is less government regulation

-Yes, she can. -Okay.

You can be so bleak sometimes, Dad.

Oh. Almost there.

What did you sign up for Jeramy

What if my poll numbers go up? Will you come back?

...the whole project will be a go.

-Yeah, I guess I did. -Learned from the best.

I have a whole book of cooter shots under my bed.

Move the car. Stab and steer. Let's go.

For one, Cam has just completely let his body go.

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Today we are here to meet Martin Sylvester Huggins...

[DOGS PANTlNG AND GROWLlNG]

[lNAUDlBLE DlALOGUE]

-Good to see you. -How you doing?

I gotta cool down. I gotta cool down. Oh.

-l didn't say that. I did not say that. MAN 1 : Hey! Hey!

Welcome to the fuckin' show

WOMAN 1 : Don't listen to him, Cam.

Pinky out type of dogs That wear bandannas and are named champ

Everybody's got me running every which way but loose.

Marty, I was thinking we could make this campaign a little more civil...

We are definitely going to Cancún.

...to say what they want me to say.

MlTCH: Mm-hm. -This could really swing the campaign.

Welcome to the fuckin show

I will not cryyyyy

CAM: I knew it. -Now, here's the downside.

MARTY: You're welcome.

Guess those jobs will be good for the district.

Everyday At work

...like lick each other's buttholes in a Denny's bathroom.

...and brings jobs to the Tar Heel State.

You tell ‘em Ciar

I have, uh, my check and my application and my birth certificate all right here if you....

What? Are you serious? What happened to the eighth-grade field trip?

...with their dresses that are too tight. Like, that's a nice caboose you got on your--

As of right now, you are 1 2 points over Cam Brady.

NARRATOR: Why doesn't Marty Huggins answer the question?

Gentlemen, these are federal offenses.

And then I find a wife who's forced me to wear the horns of a cuckold.

There's some pretty grumpy ones too that kind of have those big eyebrows, like--

Out on the playground, there was this jaggedy old jungle gym.

That's the perks of running unopposed.

I do not want to live in no Bill Self land And you can’t make me live in no Bill Self land

Playing hee haw with the fuck around gang

...and it hurts like a motherfucker.

Sir, words like that have never been spoken in this room.

Liquor pop up tourneys are this discord’s backbone

...l do get a little careless whisper in my body.

YEAH! THAT'S HOW WE DO!

And for God's sakes, put those beds together.

This is bad, Cam.

Is that what we're resorting to here? Gazpacho tactics.

...to say that we're gonna be under a lot of media scrutiny.

When I walk in on my kid in a distance learning breakout room

You little fucker.

Like why won't Marty Huggins here take a lie-detector test?

Kirby to Collins trying to recruit in Georgia

And, oh, yeah, let's do something crazy weird next time...

Then the phone call happened. Then they asked the same question.