Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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You could not have been doing this on your own.
Restinga
-No, at the same time. You gotta-- -Jiggle, shake and push.
l've seen a mustache like that before, and you know who wore it?
Remember the politician that punched a baby? Well, he's at it again.
When you bomb it on the first tee box
You're first day on the job and the most tenured colleague says... Welcome to the fucking show
You sure about this?
...to the People's Republic for a massive profit.
So, uh, what are the issues you're gonna run on? Figure that out yet?
Anyway, Poundcake loves to get underneath the sofa.
[lN SPANlSH ACCENT] Oh. Congressman Marty Huggins...
And I come in here, and find you playing Hee Haw with the Fuckaround Gang!
Fran watching NYC Mayor race
When you tag a name...
Maybe add a belt. There was a little bow on him.
Butt toots
That's my boy.
Sure, I know what you're thinking: He's a weirdo.
Orchard Park Realtors Are This Country’s Backbone
[CHUCKLlNG] I'm Marty Huggins, and I approve this message.
You have a very vulgar mouth.
-l won't go to Rainbow Land. MAN 3: Sit down.
Welcome to the fvcking show Swoogin!
...to introduce my opponent and, uh, my friend, Marty Huggins.
-Jiggle a little. -Jiggle a little.
GLENN: No, no, no.
Pass.
-Let's get this bad boy signed. CARL: Let's do it.
Cam has let his body go , it’s a mess of fat and weirdly placed hair, it’s like someone dropped a glazed ham in a barbershop.
Carlos says... Now you go...
TRlPP: Well, the good news is you don't have to worry about the charges.
Marty?
When you bomb one down the middle on the first hole.
[SlNGlNG TO HEART'S BARRACUDA] He's going to D-D.C. to be VP
l've often wondered...
-Nice round of applause. -l got so many good ideas.
...because I'm afraid someone's taping me, so I tape them.
Welcome back, everybody, to The Price ls Right.
-Talley's done. -What a waste.
GLENN: Bravo, young man. TRlPP: Well, well, well.
My hair could lift a car off a baby if it had to.
l'd say there's mathematically zero chance of that happening.
Nope, that's me.
-Spot on. MlTCH: How are we gonna pay for these?
But that's only 1 000 out of 1 00,000. I'll take those odds any day of the week.
Yet sadly, was not recognized for a Grammy for over 40 years.
[LAUGHlNG]
There was not a single soul who was willing to testify.
Sirs. Sirs, we'd love to get started.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
90% of the time I have no idea what the fuck I am doing
Forgive our passes we commit sometimes on womenfolk...
...and the Greg Norman sport collection for cazh.
lsn't he the weird one?
Ryan wheeler just gave you the old dc dip and twirl
I’m god we must
E2i Manteno
Okay, I'm back.
-Okay. -Thank you.
Why are you so upset? You ran a hell of a campaign.
I'll make you proud. I will.
Win at all costs, right, Dad? You taught me that.
Greedy motherfuckers
No, no, that's boring. Nobody really cares about that.
...Martin Huggins doesn't dance.
I want you to put my head in the freezer while you do me from behind.
But you can rest assured that every dime...
Yes, you can, Diane. Can't is the real C-word.
You do not take down my family.
Right now, your likability is at 26 percent.
When Ty comes to "coach" me in Boston
Well, let's be honest.
...saying that, uh, he invited me to something called a civility brunch.
Washington, D.C., I have a message for you:
Thank you for having me at your congregation.
She's-- Come on up here.
Marty Huggins did a crazy thing on TV today.
MAN 2: That's right. -Do they run you?
-l want that VP nod, Cam. CAM: Okay.
People who put GM engines in Fords
-l mean, you got a real talent for this. -You still don't get it, do you?
They will wear bandanas.
oh hey jd
When you sign more people at an event Welcome to the Fuckin Show
Let's just have one night like we used to.
The meanness and the nastiness needs to stop.
G-107 Pregame
How many times do I gotta say it? it's not real!
[SCREAMlNG]
Why?!
When the family plugged in their phone into the answering machine...
...sounds like a communist to me.
Heart is beating like a phonebook in a dryer
Mrs. Cutler again. She got a crush on you, Marty.
Apex Legends Is this nations backbone
...simply by registering for the ballot.
By the way, I hope you don't mind me saying this, but you look great.
Why don't you clean this crap up off the beach? Keep the change.
Election day winding down.
ROB At Tha Bronx Zoo!!!
Day 3 of NTI:
And, Lord, we just pray that you bless this table...
Cam Brady's done.
-This is a sham. WADE: Are you kidding?
You hurt my feelings Rodrell
I got so many thoughts running through my mind...
Oh, damn it. Who is it?
I'm trying to make it up to you. I'm not who you think I am.
None of that was my fault. I was powerless.
lt looks like that Precious girl's panties.
There's a chance we could make it up before the polls open tomorrow.
Cal Tjader. Best known for starting the samba-salsa jazz craze.
cookie butter cold brew
lt is an honor to be on your show. My wife, Rose, and I watch you every night.
-Tim, where you going? MlTZl: No, no, no.
Bring your checkbook Cause we need players…
MlTCH: Absolutely. Hey, guys. How you doing? -You were charged with drunk driving.
Who do we have down there that we could run?
This feels good. Ahem.
-That's the deal? -That is the deal.
I do not want to live in Muslimland And you can’t make me live in Muslimland!
-Well, I just need one person. -Yeah, well, guess who it is.
You know what? That's not part of it, I know that.
...play fantasy hockey.
Americans standing up for their freedom and their right to choose...
-Our guest is Congressman Cam Brady. -Thank you, Piers.
I beat Chris up w fire gifs till he shit himself and died
clammy probably serbian
-lt's good. -lt's good, yeah.
We are really hitting our stride, and my lovely wife is a rock.
CAM: Why won't he?
-Oh, Shana. -Oh! Oh, Cam!
When your boss asks you to work Overtime for the 3rd week in a row
ALL: Hallelujah.
I'm only saying this because l've had about a dozen brandies and a bump of coke...
Mrs. Brady, are you playing footsie with me under the table?
And I have no idea what he's referring to as Rainbow Land, okay?
Your brother said I could dance in your campaign video.
Mm. Oh, wow. Thank you. That is smooth.
I got all messed up with the hoopla of bigtime politics...
In rainbow land we need a national house building agency
-Mrs. Yao? -Yeah.
Patience for the tired.
David to Aaron on Christmas Eve
I didn't even know they knew who I was. Motch brothers.
-You saw it. You all saw it. -Way to go, Marty.
Chanp
-Get rid of this. -That's where I keep my things.
Congressman Brady.
Yeah, it's okay.
MARTY: You were doing cannonballs. You were good at those.
I had a beer with the old biker man at the end of the street And he let me touch his old lady’s titty
-ls he pointing at me? -He sure the fuck is.
We love you, Cam.