Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, Look, Heres the deal

...machine doesn't follow me around for three weeks.

Cam Brady was supposed to be on my show tonight...

A ton of fight.

...and over a billion dollars of revenue per annum.

When I'm in D.C., I mostly Facebook old girlfriends...

Okay, Marty, you're not gonna cry.

-Because your face is like a butt. -Oh, my God.

...and talk about the campaign and its issues...

Me waking in on my kid in a distance earning breakout room

Goddamn it , Jeramy! Goddamn it!

-Fantastic. -Well, well, well. Tim Wattley.

...and right now here it is.

How I see Republicans

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

[AUDlENCE CHUCKLlNG]

Marty Huggins' daddy is Raymond Huggins.

The guys at Goldman Sachs are prepared to donate $500,000 to your super PAC.

[ALL SCREAMlNG]

And what was that topic we were talking about?

Even if it means listening to Metallica in a sauna...

Just remember, Marty, what you're giving up for what you're getting.

Love you, Cam Jr.

Boaz New Favorite Song

...a.k.a. Osama Getting-Laiden.

[ENGlNE REVS AND TlRES SCREECH]

-Have them put down humanely. MAN: Coming through.

Harley Sportster riders Ryan Seekins

This might be hard for you to believe, but this dog has a ton of fight in him.

Cam will be played by Yaphet Kotto, who you may remember...

CAM: Shit, I don't know. But the people sure love it when I say it.

Okay, sit down.

...and congratulate Congressman Marty Huggins.

...haven't broken into his house...

Me at work today:

I do wanna help the district. I love my home. it's just all happening so fast.

[AUDlENCE MURMURlNG]

Really any group that opposes baby-punching.

Alex after he makes a three pointer

Hey Becky Hey Cam

Gen Z getting snuff out of the housing market by Trudeau

Gommer losing to Jerm is this CFM's backbone.

...that'll wake up the people and harness their frustrations.

lt's just a whole mess of fat and weirdly placed hair.

...with one of the nation's ugliest and most polarizing campaigns ever.

No, our campaign is just so steady right now.

Chase brown stock

And with that, I would like to, uh, take this time...

...and we will be building three factories that will generate 8000 jobs...

-My boy Spanx are too tight. -They're supposed to be. Now suck in.

-l'd really like to work together again someday. -Well, nothing would please me more.

Now, get this: Cam Brady, four-time congressman, punched a baby.

You gotta calm down. You're going crazy on me.

...for the 14th district for congressman.

Me trying to juggle all my classes this semester

Mitzi Huggins, come on down.

CAM: Try to catch me, Ranger Rick. -Stop!

Let's win this thing for America. Right?

-Yeah! Whoo! -All right. Whoo!

Primul amical Viitorul-Vointa, dupa ce Adi ii baga un Brexit Tackle lui Cristi Welcome to the fucking show

George Gray, who's next, please?

NARRATOR: One thing unites all of them in their blood pacts:

A Father’s Pride

I come from humble beginnings.

-Or are you the crazy one? -You gotta stop it.

Okay, well, guess what, Jason. You're running my campaign.

...but he's had to cancel again.

...who can do this.

Piers, this election is about the freedom of choice, simple as that.

[AUDlENCE APPLAUDlNG]

You have a great night.

Even if it means listening to Headstrong By Trapt, on the river

...with Hamburger Helper on it.

I tell you right now, my heart is beating like a phone book in a dryer...

That was the greatest gesture l've ever seen in my life.

-You really outdone yourself this time. -Gentlemen. Very spirited debate.

-Tam--? Do I know Tamara? -l said, are you wearing a hidden camera?

I have had in my lifetime

But the fucker bit me! I’m sorry.. the dog bit me

I do not want to drink rainbow cans, and you CANT MAKE ME DRINK RAINBOW CANS

I was plied with copious amounts of Red Bull, Jell-O shots...

-Absolutely. -lt'd do it on its way to church.

Thank you very much.

Welcome to the f**kin show

So don't you ever insinuate anything like that again.

But I don't know what the hell's gotten into you.

-But I am a horrible congressman. ALL: No.

I lost myself and who I am.

My feet are taped to the bicycle on this one!

Me cracking a beer at 9am on the family beach trip

When your homies scrounging for does And you already got a full freezer

I feel like I’m maintaining

[SPEAKS lN HEBREW]

ALL: Hallelujah. -Yeah. All right.

When veteran guys meet the new guy for the first time

Biden’s Plan UNITY

MlTCH: No. -No.

I am not part of this dispute and I do not waste my time with people who a hoax. Don't waste your time fretting about it. Let Karma take care of it.

Get away now. Get away or I'll start slapping people.

Marty Huggins says no.

Aiding and abetting a known international fugitive.

When your teacher is wrong And you're right

Welcome to the f******* show

Look, I came over here tonight...

A thousand drunken nights where I have been racist, sexually explicit, or inappropriate

Our first GTGG match When I drain a 20 footer for birdie on #1

And to this day, that's how I do it.

...and it's got over 65 million hits on YouTube.

lt's a miracle.

OP Realtors are this Country’s backbone

And that balloon's full of your own butt toots.

Large breasts offer more protection to a woman's tender vital organs.

I told you, I don't truck with losers.

The Fucker Bit Me

What the hell is he doing?

The grinch is this nation’s backbone

-Mm. -...so they could lock in and take down lions.

Seriously, baby, you get me so hard my dick presses against my zipper...

When someone asks me if I want to day drink with them

You know, baby, l've been thinking. I don't like this.