Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Kara
BLACK HAWK DOWN
So I won. That's great.
-Hello, Piers. -Oh.
Welcome to the f##in show
My mood Every babysitting day...
...in a parking lot of an airport Denny's...
-l'll tell you this: it's a mess. -Whoo!
OFFlCER: Get out of the vehicle. -Hey, here's the good news. I came back.
...believe it or not...
Now, listen up.
What we're looking for is a new, fresh voice...
I'm not gonna cry.
NARRATOR [ON TV]: Congressman Cam Brady claims to be a family man.
I'm not gonna be known as the congressman who sold out his district to the Chinese.
You can be so bleak sometimes, Dad.
Marty Huggins.
TRlPP: Jig-- You pull-- Lift it up and jiggle it. RAYMOND: Lift it up.
He has ascended. -Cam!
lt's time to get to work. Let's do it.
That's something I wrote in the second grade.
Sixty-two percent of the people that got asked liked you, okay?
You happy, New York? You had your fun. Shut it down.
CAMS BODY IS A MESS OF FAT & WEIRDLY PLACED HAIR, IT’S LIKE SOMEONE DROPPED A GLAZED HAM IN A BARBERSHOP.
Forgive us....
CAM: What is this we have here?
[AUDlENCE CHUCKLlNG]
You hurt my feelings Rodrell
Cut.
Needles employees after the swamp coolers break, the internet goes out and the generators fail
What are you doing here? it's 1 1 :00 at night.
And I believe we never caught two of his sons, Uday and Falafel.
Cam Brady '012. Whoo!
lt's going to take me forever to clean it, but I do it for you.
Swag. There you go. Like a man.
And the freshness that Menthol 1 00s--
-Full revenge, man. -Stop! Stop tickling me!
-Easy. MlTCH: Hey, come on.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
lt's a mess! it's a mess!
You're taking money from Marty Huggins' campaign?
Oh, God, I know exactly what you're talking about.
Listen, I wanna tell you, we had nothing to do with that DUl.
What are y’all two doing?
TlM: Come on, Cam, we gotta go.
...my big brother told me you have to masturbate with your feet.
MAN 3: Good question. CAM: First of all, my relationship to God...
[ALL SlNGlNG GOSPEL MUSlC]
And now for the results for Martin Huggins:
ANCHORWOMAN [ON TV]: Congressman Scott Talley will tender his resignation...
Goddamn it, son! Will you do as I say?
-l can't feel anything. it's F'd up. -Hey, you okay?
All this is is science. This is math.
Boy you really are a sad little fucker aren’t ya?
Hope everyone makes it to the PTF this weekend!
[lN NORMAL VOlCE] This is a subpoena...
But I gotta tell you, this is what it's gonna take to win.
With all due respect, I thought we were gonna do something nice for the district.
-lt got you too. -Yeah.
Words with Friends, Scrabble, Draw Something.
You're never home, and when you are, it's all politics.
Keith Williams is this Program’s backbone
What did you do after buying your e-bike?
ls it true you blew a 1 .4?
What the hell is this?
For one, Cam has just completely let his body go.
Good evening. Welcome to Piers Morgan Tonight.
That's a lot. I'm gonna have to ask you to take a Breathalyzer test.
-Excuse me, darling. -lt's good.
Sassy salesman sold me Sicilian sausages.
Gavin Newsom: proposes gutting 2A
[HEART'S THESE DREAMS RESUMES PLAYlNG]
I’ve had 5 or 6 small batch bourbons
...like l've told you a thousand times, I'm sorry.
-Cam! -So toned.
Get on up there before I change my mind.
And I want to end daylight savings time. I hate when it gets dark early.
And to the people of this town.
Yeah?
[YELLlNG]
I'm here today with my beautiful family, and l'd love for you to welcome them.
And of course, my Rock of Gibraltar...
These dreams go on when I close my eyes
-lt's still funny. -Come on. Let's not keep Daddy waiting.
Well, I'm not doing it anymore.
Welcome to the F’n Dawgvent
I'm here to make you not suck.
-Let me give you some trash talk, okay? -Mm-hm.
-No, she lost weight. -Oh.
No, I'm meet-- I'm literally meeting people. Hold on, I gotta shake this guy's hand.
-l love you, J. Lo. Camouflage. MAN: Get them, Camo!
I really like your hair.
Heh, heh. No.
-Come on. We're not gonna fall for that. -Come on.
-Hold on, hold on. lsn't the freezer too high? -l'll get a stool!
One's named Poundcake and one's named Muffins.
...and Goldschläger.
Just the family.
It's a Mess It's a Mess
...if there were some way that you and I could become friends.
...and kidnapped him for a permanent display.
No, no, no!
Welcome to The fuckin show
TRlPP: Goddamn.
I'm bringing my broom, because you know why?
Congrats A-Wack! Welcome to the Fucking show
[CHUCKLlNG]
Eric is This company’s backbone
CAM: Getting juicy in here. MlTZl: Whoo!
Cam has let his body go , it’s a mess of fat and weirdly placed hair, it’s like someone dropped a glazed ham in a barbershop.
Finance someone who'll be a friend of the Motches...
-Travis, stop, stop. Stop the tour. Stop the tour. -Now? All right.
REPORTER: Why were you handling dangerous snakes without a professional present?
Big league me..
Marty's down at the tourism office, so....
I shaved the dog and glued the hair to my nut sac so l'd look like a grown man.
...before this district of 700,000 people decides if they like you or not.
Hey. Get some American dogs, you Commie!
...and that is the greatest American that has ever lived:
The man's not gonna swear on his mother's grave and then drive off--
WOMAN [lN SOUTHERN ACCENT]: Oh, l's a-coming, l's a-coming.
Marty. Marty, they just let themselves in. I tried to stop them.
You're not gonna win. And that means they'll destroy this town.
-You can call me Dad. -No.
Service desks are this nation's backbone
Cam Brady, is it true...
[YELPS]
Good for you. Come on in, have a seat.
Just barking about one of them being underneath the sofa.
Carlos says.... Let me give you some trash talk, okay?
...about what I can do for the district and for the town, for the people of Hammond.
Either one of you throw a football?
Oh, Mr. Senior's down at the docks trying to scare up some catfish.
You were never there for me. This town was always there for me.
when you run the AHT Man Card drill clean
Thank you.
I'll make you proud
Nope. Now I got it.
ANNOUNCER [OVER SPEAKER]: Let's send him back to Washington.
[SCREECHES]
Is that what we're resorting to here? Gazpacho tactics?
Who's taking care of business now?
-No, you're not. You look horrible. Come on. -Let's get a couple of burritos.
Marty, tomorrow is election day.
Oh! The venom's giving me an erection.
...because our troops and our veterans are this nation's backbone.
Vote for Cam Brady...