Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's not gonna notice. Uh-uh. He's not gonna notice.
But I'm to blame too.
ls that what we're resorting to here? Gestapo tactics?
Swat employees be like
Mr. Huggins, you have one minute for a rebuttal.
Hello Jitzy, Hey Marty
CAM: Ha, ha. RlCK: Check it out.
When you tell me you can’t snatch 105:
Jerky... You should take a bath in a toilet. I just wanna do the debate!
lt just kind of seems like you're building a big sweatshop in Hammond.
MAN 1 : Say it again.
May I come in and use your phone?
And I know exactly why.
I guess this is the, uh.... The way of the world now.
Rumpelscrotskin, you been doing so good up there.
This is like the greatest news l've ever heard. I can't believe this.
Dummy Fool
Marty Huggins is solidly ahead.
All right, I gotta go. Joe Biden in 2020
The new Cam Brady is here today to stop the talking and start the walking.
Me: You really like posting Epstein DKH memes.
-l didn't sign up for this. -Oh, really?
Just danced around the question.
Like Burt. Goddamn it.
-Okay, that-- That's ridiculous. -Oh, come on. Come on.
Let's just talk about this. Oof. Hey.
KElTH OLBERMANN: It's election day. Polls are opening on the East Coast.
CAM: ls anyone asking how my hand feels...
Boom.
Trump in the White House!!
MlTCH: Mm-hm.
All I know, if you say, it's a mess, you don't support our troops.
I ask you to get ready to go out...
My relationship with god is not measured by taking attendance
Kevin when Gary yells at someone else
MARTY: I can't seem to--
...so other kids wouldn't get cut like me.
Okay. You're running my campaign. Take this down to the TV station.
Mitzi, look at this.
-How has this race been different for you? -Oh, it's just been terrible.
-l appreciate it. Thank you. -She's very nice.
Yeah, we're in a bad situation here, okay?
Karaoke with attitude! Saturday night @ Provecho
...let's introduce you to your wife.
You've been served, dickheads. Heh.
george this face is telling you george we told you to marry faye she's a healthy wife too much botox it has worked gayle reccommended marriage she's got her finger on the pulse stop putting your tinder dates in the bags with your fag in your mouth no wonder grandma snell is gonna marry karen you idiot! boing good riddance faye
Carlos...
When you out drive your buddy by a yard
Kids, put your headphones in. About to use TV mature words.
lf it isn't Dick Van Shrinkle.
HEEHAW
...that you have not been to church in over nine months?
-Goodness gracious. CAM: Oh, God.
Hey What are yall two doin?
Have a seat.
That sounds like a little slice of heaven.
MAN: You've got my vote, Cam.
Goddamn it. Fucking son of a fuck.
Melanie Trump, 7/7/20
Didn't know I had a bio.
I think you should leave, Mitzi.
Tim says I gotta kick you out...
Oh, whoo!
When Gary yells at someone else
Because my wife leaves Milky Ways underneath the sofa...
When your buddy misses a yote
-And for 1 .5, I'll throw in my cousin. -l don't know if you want her cousin.
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Push it? :Push it real good?
Oh, shit.
AUDlENCE [CHANTlNG]: Marty! Marty! Marty! Marty! Marty! Marty!
-Yeah, that's not a surprise to me. -Worst we've ever seen.
First time l've worn a Yamaha. lt fits nicely. How do you say it's a mess in Hebrew?
[DOOR CLOSES]
Are you kidding me?
Mr. Wattley, what are you doing? That's my wardrobe.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Hey.
No, up. I need you up, like this. See the difference?
-Hello, everyone! -...Cam Brady!
Oh, the venom's coursing through my veins.
That's my opponent, Marty Huggins.
BOY YOU REALLY ARE A SAD LITTLE FUCKER AREN'T YA
I think we can all agree. Cam Brady, he's a mess.
In VIMB we must!
CAM: This car's so powerful. Oh, yeah.
-Are you okay? -Yeah, you too.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I go to the mall and hide in a stairwell and take photos up women's shirts ...I have a whole book of cooter shots under my bed
And that family's hopping mad.
What you're doing is wrong. it's dead wrong.
I don't have a gun in my car.
-What is that, a thousand phone calls? -That is exactly 1 000.
-You. What's your name? -Uh, Jason, sir.
I fucked up.
Strong, real strong
Campaign prep
Welcome to the fucking show
-lt's called a door. -Ha, ha.
CAM: We need to double up our fundraising efforts.
Ass and titties, ass and titties Ass and titties
When you bomb one off the first tee and get back in the cart with your buddy
TlM: Again. -Why don't you clean this crap up off the beach?
We've also had celebrities pass through.
Oh, my God.
80,365 votes. Cam Brady wins.
She's gonna have to get in line. Heh.
...to Brazil...
Oh, hey, I got your parents tickets to The Producers.
...that when you sit in sand, cats try to bury you.
[lN NORMAL VOlCE] You have been saying for years...
at 2:30 PM we say gayle gayle gayle city gayle forklife gayle shopping center only one witness to george and faye's marriage gayle she arrianged it she wanted george to marry tox. gayle gayle who witnessed it? gayle when i go to bed i say gayle yes when i'm at the movies i say gayle.
North Carolina's 1 4th district one of the last to call it.
I hate to do this to you, buddy, but we got bigger problems.
Last year, I attended a Halloween party dressed up as Lady Gaga.
Get my son to be an Eagles fan…
And I'll be sorry for the rest of my life.
Do you think Cam is emotionally stable enough to be in office?
CAM: I see you.
Oh, well, my Lord, if it ain't Mr. Marty.
-Now, I think the re-- -[WHlSPERS] Marty. You're doing great.
I am not a retard
Welcome to the f*****g show!
...that if you send me back to Washington, D.C., for a fifth consecutive term...
There's someone else, North Carolina, that has facial hair:
I said, sit the fuck down. lt doesn't exist.
-Good morning, Dr. Scruggs. SCRUGGS: I have no idea who you are.
GLENN: He's a liar. WADE: He's a nutbag.
[AUDlENCE MURMURlNG]
And I wanna make you a promise today...
-That's-- And that's my story. -All right.
lt's usually the other way around, I guess.
Why does a Marty Huggins come out of nowhere and decide to run?
...is there's still a heck of a lot of questions about this guy.
-The Motch brothers? -Yup.
Such is selling. I can't move the candles, though.
I wish I was eating Kamala pussy.
Marty
Cam has let his body go , it’s a mess of fat and weirdly placed hair, it’s like someone dropped a glazed ham in a barbershop.
They're Marty's dogs. They don't listen to me.
MAN 1 [OVER SPEAKER]: Cam Brady!
Yep, I Fucked up!
The word tested through the roof.
Anyway, don't you find that interesting to learn about Marty Huggins?
The funny thing is, there's still a lot people out there that say no.
Welcome to the Fucking show
I turned my back on the boys and you.
In VIMB we must!
When the generation that can’t afford a house hears about Trudeau’s separation
-Just got a call from, uh, Cam Brady... -Oh.
-Jump in. -Why would you offer us a ride?
Goodbye, Marty.
We're out of Honey Nut Cheerios.
Jobs in North Carolina mean what? A strong North Carolina.
Democratic congressman today, vice president tomorrow.
Baby, I'm a thoroughbred. I'm gonna smoke that clown.
Too strong.
He rolls up his sleeves, puts his sandwich in his lunch pail...
I feel like I’m maintaining Am I maintaining?
And when I get a scent, I hunt, brother. I hunt all day long.
I do not want to live in rainbow land and You can't make me live in rainbow land!
Whoo!
Is that what we're resorting to here? Gestapo tactics
Boy, that is solid too. Real solid.
I think you need to see this.
Well shes gonna have to get in line
Now, we ought to think about how we gonna get back, okay?
-What is he pointing at? -Don't worry.
First straight drive of the day
Bestie comes back after holidays
How I see Republicans
HAIRY BALLS = GROWN MAN
Geoghegan hearing Sg James didn’t give him a taser