Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And currently Marty Huggins works out at Curves...

When I dump a load in a machine...

Oh, there's been no toll.

House walks in LSU football ops Monday.. You get the fuck outta here! Get the fuck outta here

[MARTY SHRlEKS]

Democratic incumbent Cam Brady...

A mistress with a GED and a 9-year-old son.

Ted Nugent would be proud.

Now, you just enjoy that view from the porch, now.

Says it reminds him of the good old days.

[lN SOUTHERN ACCENT] Your son Marty be standing up like a man...

You want a holy war, little man? You got one.

I got something that's gonna help. We tried to take a negative...

And with a thin majority in the House, this race could be hugely important.

...why the folks from Ripley's Believe lt or Not!...

Marty Huggins, he actually promised to be the most honest congressman out there.

What about my pugs?

I feel like I’m maintaining Am I maintaining?

Marty you stack of cock rings!

-Honey, what are you doing in the kitchen? -I'm doing an interview.

...this food, this family and this nation.

Which I think is just a chance for us to share a meal together...

MARTY: He can be an old coot. -Yeah.

NARRATOR [ON TV]: Cam Brady has come under fire...

I will never take another dime from any billionaire or corporation.

Just like you did when you took down that jaggedy jungle gym...

-I'm not gonna cry. -Rinse.

[SHANA MOANlNG]

-Doesn't matter. You killed it. -Marty. Here he is.

TAMMY: Hey there, Marty. -Hey, Tammy.

Welcome to the freaking show!

Did you ever get that calendar I sent of those animals dressed in human clothing?

I started drinking again

What are you talking about I did too much

Also, thank you for releasing me upon my own recognizance.

Hey, Diane. How's business at Candles 'N' Such?

JASON: Are you serious? -Congratulations to Jason, everyone.

Bring him down.

My brother and I are job creators.

And a strong North Carolina means a strong America.

My feet are taped to the bicycle on this one!

...for you to appear before a congressional hearing on campaign-finance illegalities.

I don’t want to hear that bullshit

lt had to be said.

I wish I was eating Shana pussy.

Let's get Brady out of there.

MAN 2: Yeah. -This is America.

Service desks are this nation's backbone

[TlRES SCREECH]

-Tim told me to say that. -Gross.

Eating shit Is this nations backbone

Let's change topics.

-That's an old one. -He looks like the Travelocity gnome.

That makes sense. Hey.

I am not part of this dispute, but why do people just be nasty to be nasty? Just let Karma take care of it. Hoax is known. Not use wasting your time with it. Enjoy your life, forget about it.

WOMAN: All right. ROSE: it's how we do, baby.

I had an affair with the waitress at Ruby Tuesdays.

-Connie! -l think you fired her.

-Now, that I have a-- MlTZl: Now, honey.

And to be honest with you, I'm pretty goddamn disappointed.

...for doing what he just did.

-Okay. Ready to do it? Let's do it. -Ready. Let's go.

Welcome to the Fucking Show

I laughed so hard.

Yeah, baby. Looking good, baby.

...put made in America on goods made in China.

I have a whole book of cooter shots under my bed

One, never say anything bad about the Jews...

COUNClLMAN: Ahem. We have a winner, as verified by the State Election Board.

When your buddy misses a coyote And You Kill it

Well, I don't understand that, because I find you fascinating.

MAN 4: Hallelujah.

Why not? The name of the town in China is America.

Cam Brady just gave you the old D.C. Dip and Twirl.

Eating shit Is this nations backbone

Gavin Newsom: proposes gutting the 2A. Me:

Ryan Leng after a week of employing Reeve

lt was like I was another person, you know?

Okay, now, this is a spot to raise some important questions in the minds of voters.

I want the 14th district to know that you will not be sold to China...

MlTCH: Evidently. Yeah, it's called HugPAC.

...and the Motch brothers have put $1 million into your political action committee.

These kids need some real help.

But we can't let emotion cloud our judgment, okay?

-Please let go of my hand. -I want you to reach down and touch my nuts.

We're getting our tushes handed to us.

Black Hawk down!

I tell you right now, though, I'm so angered by seeing that...

Sit the fuck down right now. Okay. Breathe. Just breathe, okay?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I'm Tom Brady And I seductively approve this message

Well, you'll hear a gunshot, and then you'll hear me yell:

-And what if you win? -Well--

You're such a little turd...

-Looks like we got a common denominator. -Oh.

-Where are my manners? Come on in. -Thank you.

Apex Legends is this nations backbone

Let's Get A Couple Burritos

I hardly ever vote in Congress, and I never read the bills.

But I got some porcelain or maybe china ones.

You kids go upstairs, wash your filthy faces, and get to bed.

He was Jesse Helms' campaign manager for six terms.

Gentlemen, we're really counting on your support.

As a boy, Marty attended camp for weight loss and emotional stability.

...l will let them know it's about America, Jesus and freedom.

You know, back in fourth grade, they used to call him Tickle Shits...

1 out of 6 said I gave good feedback thats 16.7% I’ll take those odds anyday of the week!!

...and you can't make me live in Rainbow Land.

...where unicorns are made of fudge and cotton candy...

Marty Huggins is officially on the ballot...

Get Glen Chick to say I’m not doing my job

North Carolina is taking care of business.

Marty, I need you kicking Cam's balls in on a daily basis.

l'll make you-- I'll make you real proud.

...because all you had to do was tickle him and he'd shit his pants.

Bring your brooms Because it’s a mess!

[SlREN WAlLlNG]

You know I love it when you get all bitchy and wild.

So, what I did is I bought a dead seven-point buck, I froze it...

[CHEERlNG] [MARCHlNG BAND PLAYlNG]

Yeah I’m a little lit

Control my breathing. I gotta control my breathing.

I mean, I showed one moment of weakness, and then he struck like a cobra.

Billionaires and corporations have given me millions of dollars...