Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have not been honest with you.

...or any other country.

Well, let me tell you something. This spot tested through the roof with men.

And deliver us from evil with your mighty sword and falcon...

To the F/O when you bounce a 10kt crosswind

[lN NORMAL VOlCE] This is bullshit.

I thought I was calling Shana. I misdialed.

Service Tech to Installer new to service

TlM: Come here.

I can 100000% guarantee they wrong I’ll take those odds any day of the week

Boy, you really are a sad little fucker, aren't you?

I tried to kill you in your sleep.

We also own the most important resource of all:

Welcome to the fucking show Joe Biden

...Mrs. Rose Brady, my wife.

Tile setters are this nation’s backbone

When you outdrive your buddy by 1 yard

[SPEAKS lN SPANlSH]

You can Google it. it's worth a Google.

He's a switch-hitter.

Kids- put your head phones in . About to use some TV mature words

I will do anything it takes To see my Best friend

...a.k.a. the Greek Candlestick Maker...

CAM: Oh, wait, this is not my car. Oh, man. This is not my car.

I feel like I'm maintaining. Am I maintaining, Mitch?

Hey, Kamala , it's Former VP Joe Biden here.

...get out before I lose my shit.

lt'll double the already-doubled profits that we make.

But I imagine that guy, and I imagine that guy would say something like this:

[MACHlNE BEEPS]

Okay. Maybe that's-- Hopefully, that's it.

I hate those guys.

Like why won't grillman chuck take a lie detector test

He's still making you talk like that?

...turn the page, it says, Fuck your wife.

No, no, no, not the pink one. Let me have a black one.

...they became consenting adults.

Hey, guys, I heard what happened.

Confess your sins my son

All these years l've been begging you to let me get into politics...

Where are you going?

No. I did once. I did once, in college. Yes. Which we've never talked about.

We don't run a negative campaign. Need a ride?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

For one, Cam has just completely let his body go.

There were flakes of 24-karat gold in my stool for about a month.

-I'm sorry, to who? -Oh. The 14th district now belongs to China.

That's not gonna be a problem.

I crapped gold.

-Hey, hey. -Even if it means lying!

All right. Anyway, they also bought off a few closed-up factories.

Now, remember, y'all have to support Cam Brady.

MlTCH: We're getting killed. You're the best campaign-ad guy in the business.

Jesus, Wattley.

I mean, this race is for the people, isn't it? lt shouldn't be about us.

Rusty, sharp edges. We used to call it Jim the Ripper.

CAM: Look what I'm doing. I handled this perfectly.

I actually have a baby I need to kiss right down there.

When you outdrive your buddy by a yard

This is real bad. Okay? I don't like those numbers at all.

And I believe in American ingenuity and hard work.

Every time someone tell me I'm drunk

...or we can just show some more of this little honey.

[ALARM BLARlNG]

-Okay. -Now, that was clearly a wrong number.

How can that be?

Whores you sleep their way to the top are this nation’s backbone

Kelly’s response when I ask her how much we’ve spent on Christmas

NARRATOR [ON TV]: Al-Qaeda. The Taliban.

so bring your brooms, because it's a mess

WELCOME TO the F***ing show

Why don't we stop all the softball questions and ask some real questions, okay?

l'd like to remind these gentlemen why they are here.

-Hey, Marty. -Hey, Becky.

TlM: That was real nice, Marty. -l was jacked. I don't know what I was saying.

Are you taking money from big tobacco companies?

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

And they feel there's an opening to challenge Cam Brady for congressman.

Cam, l've been here for eight years with you, by your side.

What is he talking about? I'm around too much.

Really? Well, as a special guest from an undisclosed location...

When I walk in on my kid in a distance learning breakout room

Has there been any sort of correlation between Huggins and, heh, lslamic radicals?

Bill Kelly!!! Welcome to the fucking show.

Cam you're a Communist

I know the essence.

CAM: Come on, this isn't a game.

Congressman, please.

Glenn and Wade Motch called this morning. You know the Motch brothers?

Are you gonna let him talk to our children that way?

Iowa when someone suggested playing Brendan Sullivan over McNamara

Hey, Jared, let's let the machine take one for God.

What the fuck is going on in here?

[AUDlENCE BOOlNG]

But if you took it and put it on its axis this way--

This is Tim Wattley, a.k.a. Leonidis Stavros...

-You pointing at me? You talking to me? -Huh?

Mr. Zheng, there's something you need to know about American politics.

lt's well known the Motch brothers are backing Marty Huggins...

How, in the year 201 2, do they still have an answering machine?

I'll make you proud

IPS Cleanup Bring your brooms, because it's a mess

Don't you shit your pants Conley

MARTY: You're under arrest. -l've never seen him before.

Jake: The Grinch is this nation’s backbone

MlTCH: Come on, man. -ls that crazy?

...pizza and let us digest it.

It's like somebody dropped a glazed ham in a barber shop.

...stood up to the Motch brothers and said no?

Day 1 on the job and the guy next to you says... Welcome to the fucking show.

Worst as in……? In the history of numbers.

I didn't do this for some career.

Hammond, or the jewel of the Carolinas, as I like to call it...

He's gotta withdraw his name from the ballot at the very least, wouldn't you say?

And by the way, I know when you were married to Mama...

And I just dangled there for two straight nights.

-ln God we must. OFFlCER: Sir, please get out of the vehicle.

it's aproditie! ohhhhhhh!

To Luke.. Literally anytime I tag a name..

...so we can reopen three large factories.

...or else I'll look weak and I'll lose the election.