Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-l want Lee Greenwood playing 24/7. -Mitzi, they're just trying to help us win.
You're welcome...
Douglas, l'd like to say one thing. I'm an American too.
No, it was not Coke Zero.
-What did you say? -Oh, right. Uh....
You have an opportunity to win this thing.
[BEEPlNG]
Well, I would've shot somebody a long time ago if I knew you'd be proud of me, Dad.
-Just one poll. Those things aren't scientific. -Yes, they are.
...in a helicopter.
george we'll just chop marley's meat up and cook it into a pizza george we'll just put marley into a chainsaw and eat her leftover meat
That might drive the price down.
Thank you.
How's my hair?
Biden’s Plan
-Hey, Cam? -Yeah?
Oh, thank you.
[lN NORMAL VOlCE] Greedy motherfuckers.
This is not my dispute, but this is getting out of hand. Just let Karma take care it. Not worth your time.
WOMAN [OVER PHONE]: Hammond Police.
when someone says crypto is bad
Phillies to AZ
ggggggggg
-Oh, no. CAM: No, no.
-Mm-hm. -He's got fucking juice. What have you got?
A thousand drunken nights where I have been racist or belligerent
...that my opponent, Tommy Monahan, may or may not have a vagina.
[CAM YELLS]
It's a Mess
I fucked up I fucked up
Phone calls I wish I could take back.
They want me to cut my hair like Katie Couric.
90% of the time I have no idea what the fuck I am doing
lt's time to save this town.
-Shake and push. -Now push.
How I see Republicans Go back to where you're from dick
Okay. Good.
Let's get to the toll this race has had on your marriage.
Come on up here, Marty.
Marty you stack of cock rings
When your family finally meets Becky after you've been dealing with her bullshit for years
CAM: What did you--? MlTCH: No. No!
Sorry about that thing with your wife. You know politics.
...clammy, probably Serbian.
Timber! Welcome to to the fuckin’ show!
When your buddy tags a name...
Younger, stronger, smarter.
That's an awesome plan, congressman. What's the signal?
NARRATOR: Marty Huggins, the father Cam Brady will never be.
[AUDlENCE APPLAUDS]
Maybe I can't get you on the corruption of elections, but I can get you on this:
Don't touch me. We're both ex-Marines.
We can't have this. it's a behavior that has to stop.
Your body's so toned.
Mitch, I could do this forever. These snakes love me.
And we want you to start using insourcing in all your campaign speeches.
For you
[CHUCKLlNG] You're hysterical, Travis.
Ah. it's good to see you, brother. Daddy got a little surprise for you.
Hold on a second, Cam. Let me take a look at this.
That's very interesting.
a s
[BOTH CHUCKLlNG]
[SlREN WAlLlNG] [CAM LAUGHlNG]
WOMAN: Amen! CAM: Very much the typical American family.
George we'll just electroucute Marley and chop her up George we'll just chop Marley up and chuck her in a vending machine
[THREE 6 MAFlA'S AZZ & TlTTlEZ PLAYlNG ON HEADPHONES]
When I bomb a drive down the fairway...
No. Okay, you definitely can't do that.
You can Trailhead it. It's worth a Trailhead.
Hello Jitzy, Hey Marty
ALL: Amen.
Mrs. Brady, you've gone through this election process four times now.
When I work at the post office
-l was watching that. -No, Marty. We have to talk.
Now put this shit bucket in gear.
Please come with me to Rainbow Land...
Oh, now, technically it's Mera-Kai.
Tell me something about you.
Ryan Wheeler just gave you the old D.C. "Dip and Twirl"
-Or physically hurting someone! MlTCH: Easy, easy, easy. Put that down.
Horrible numbers with women.
Then somebody thought, Let's put a giraffe in high heels.
Okay, well, get out of here. Go.
[lN SOUTHERN ACCENT] Oh, Mr. Raymond. Here you go, your afternoon refreshment.
Gall tryin to ruin our crypto buzz
Welcome to the freaking show
me when Phikeia see their pledge brother crying on the first day
-Marty, you should've never entered this race. -Well, Cam Brady should've never entered you.
And it turns out he's been right in front of us all along.
David to Aaron on Christmas Eve
Take a look.
Cam Brady or Donald Trump?
You put your phone away, Mr. Wattley.
Or branding myself with a coat hanger in the shape of a V for victory.
-You jacked? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm jacked, yeah.
We are acquiring massive parcels of real estate under a shell corporation...
You should take a bath in a toilet. I just wanna do the debate.
My mind: You can be so bleak sometimes
I put you in that chair. I can get you out.
You get my son to be a giants fan..
...which is a workout facility for plus-size women.
-Congressman, let's get back on topic, please. -l'd love to.
Jerkys response..
MARTY: I don't want to. -Let me see if you got any.
The magic kingdom.
Brew Crew Marty
Said I wasn't gonna get angry and I'm not angry
Hello, Father?
When I bought my sporster
Coming.
-l swear to God, I wanna run these people over. MlTCH: I don't blame you.
I'm your twin sister.
...while I do push-ups with a naked Shana on my back.
I have a lot of experience. I worked for Jumbo's and Crazy Girls.
I feel like I’m maintaining am I maintaining Mitch?
I believe... shipping, agriculture and Pakistan
[WHlSPERS] it's a coupon to Chick-fil-A. it's a coupon to Chick-fil-A.
Somali fake daycare workers is this nations backbone
...who believes that everyone should live in Rainbow Land.
[ALL LAUGHlNG]
...or stories or fibs...
Serin der Huan
Get my son to call you Daddy...
...and do not lead us to the Temptations.
I have made in my lifetime...
What did you sign up for Mitch ?
-Hey, Dad. CAM: Hey, Camo, what's going on?
MARTY: Thanks so much.
Well, you should be.
So get the photographers ready when I yell.
JASON MARSHALL JUST GAVE YOU THE OLD D.C. DIP AND TWIRL
Welcome to The fuckin show
But do you know this is the first time you've actually talked to me in weeks?
MARTY & AUDlENCE [lN UNlSON]: it's a mess.
Yeah, I remember that old jungle gym.
My feet are taped to the bicycle on this one!
But these are my things. I mean, this is my doily collection.
Robert!! Grand Marshall
-No, I'm your daddy. MARTY: Go ahead.
You fucked up
TlM: My mother's still alive!
I am on the outside looking in. Just let karma take care of it.