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We could spend it on something nice like a trip.
All right, Glenn, I got it all cued up.
- Yeah. - Garrett killed all my birds.
Yes?
I don't know.
♪ And made you king of anything? ♪
Look, I know she means well leaving all these signs
to be giving to Pastor Craig.
[all talking together]
but now I have tons student loan and credit card debts.
Feels kind of weird just going back to work, huh?
We used to go to the same water aerobics class at the gym.
She never mentioned that when I made her tea every morning,
I always meant to tell her how much I admired her work ethic.
She called him, "My big white genie."
Jonah, look.
Dad?
- Cool. - And I'm here for support.
So I was able to get my dad's phone number from his Facebook.
- Really, Garrett? - You're buying Lucy May?
Wait, you made all that money today?
Wow, that is lucky.
and it's addressed to "Sweet Prince Jonah"
Hey, you're still here. That's a change of pace for you.
[door slams]
Yeah, well, so far, we only have...
Oh, I bought her a bone-in parma ham last Monday.
Corona turned me on to her little side hustle
Oh, and we sell a sunscreen with glitter in it.
Oh, my God. Thank you.
maybe it's a sign, you know, that she's, um...
We want her to have the best afterlife.
But I can't forgive myself for leaving you for it.
Or maybe it's just a nice thing that I'm doing but enjoy.
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