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Yeah, you were so close with Myrtle and you deserve it.
she can get into first-class heaven.
[mellow music]
human equivalent of a Band-Aid in a salad...
The app said it was a 47-minute drive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look, my dad... scum of the earth,
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I had to navigate all of that without you.
Oh, like when Tupac played Coachella.
I mean... [laughs] What a relief.
Look,
I smell it, too.
Yeah, I mean, seeing you today,
Can you back me up here, please?
like a regular amount of nice.
I thought so too at first,
Wouldn't Jonah be the first lady of the store...
But it's so easy.
I know who's picture they're gonna hang.
Is it coming from over there?
Hey, Dina.
This is a pyramid scheme.
♪ Tell me who to be ♪
It's Sandra Kaluiokalani.
No, you're right. You're right.
about how you don't want Myrtle to have a good afterlife.
No, I meant, like, for the rest of, like,
- We wear swim caps. - Sandra, please.
but I didn't see you go from pre-teen to tall lady,
the lotion or whatever?
Yeah, we talked earlier on the phone.
that's just not how it works, and what is that fruity smell?
- Oh, well... - Then he had sex with me.
Oh, all right.
Okay, well, how about we just share it, then?
Yeah, well, I learned that one the hard way.
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