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Or she's just insanely jealous.
Hey! It's my birthday!
[Sophie clears throat]
[sniffles] Happy?
Virginity is an antiquated construct meant to keep women down.
You'll see. All right.
"Glad you like the piano. Happy birthday, gummy bear."
Things like that give me stomachaches.
Look at Dad!
But we're good, right?
-I'm just glad we're doing this together. -Yeah.
Gosh, Mom. I don't know.
-The other night you got drunk with Joe. -Yup.
♪ Loosen up your body, it feels nice… ♪
♪ It's been said and done ♪
my secrets are to protect you?
I can't control how other people act,
-You know? -Don't be fooled by Georgia.
Because I was abused as a kid?
[upbeat music plays]
When it's, like, Bachelor love, not Bachelor in Paradise kind of love.
♪ Sign it real quick… ♪
Yeah.
Boring! You guys have sex all the time. This is our first time. This is special.
Oh God. What does that mean?
-Do you think I'm being dramatic? -No! They're scary.
[door slams]
[glass clinking]
Thanks, girls.
Excuse me?
Avoid eye contact, or she'll think we want her to sit with us.
-I have a plan. -[gasps]
[sighs] And I will prove to you how mature I am
Come on. Let's go.
Ex-wife hired him about the will.
Then Helga made me bend over and was like, "You need it."
Hey, guys, I'm supposed to tell you all to look in that general direction.
because I have a box of wigs in my closet.
Look, Georgia, I know you're mad, but we can't just leave her.
I'll take a cinnamon latte.
♪ Got a deal… ♪
So when's the last time you and the boys rode down to Houston?
Toilet, stat.
I bet you're not!
[Maxine] Birthday, birthday, birthday!
Come on!
[upbeat pop music plays]
So, this is the thanks I get?
You don't know everything about me, after all.
[groans]
Ben Brandeis! Baywatch lifeguard!
When that spot smells like home to you,
You are very pretty.
Not really.
♪ Life is better with you all in it ♪
♪ I hope you fall ♪
Tonight's your birthday.
Ginny's thriving here.
if I didn't have to spend so much energy dealing with that shit.
♪ I hope you fall ♪
It's part of our premium package. We test hair follicles, blood work, EKG.
-I didn't know you played piano. -Just a little.
[sighs] Surprise!
[jaunty theme music plays]
♪ …will see ♪
It would have been like Drake and Josh, but no Josh. Just Drake.
♪ I hope you fall ♪
I don't have the fondest memories of this age.
♪ Waking up to some of that sunshine… ♪
Whoa. What's going on?
What is this?
Australian flag. I don't--
My little woman.
And Padma.
♪ Mind the stereo Dancing in the storeroom… ♪
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but doing it the same night is such a best friend bonding thing.
[gasps] So good!
[girls chuckle gleefully]
Awesome!
They've got you on that and money laundering.