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What do you get when you mix red and blue nurples?
A wishbone pull.
No, no, no. Homer, don't break up with me.
-Aah! [grunting] -[growling]
Purple.
and your methane exhausts so nourishing.
Leave it to me, lads.
You starved your workers and made millions,
I think the far-light crazies
Wait, what?
Sate thy satanic hunger
of your fear and hate.
Run from my pants!
Noogie power!
for finally embracing a progressive idea.
Whoa! [grunts]
I'll take all the cash in the register.
in these sexy, beige, dad pants.
Moe scare!
[whimpers]
Aah! Khakis?
Look, Denim, we've had some laughs, danced,
One, two, three.
D'oh!
[indistinct chatter]
to be tormented by the souls of all you have wronged
Where are my jeans?
♪ ♪
A pair of normal occurrences.
by simply giving these fellows dinner.