Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Seriously? The room was "cute," this place is "sweet."

So, seriously, Alexis, enough about Stavros!

and he doesn't have time to do both!

Hi, I'm Twyla. I'll be your waitress today.

What about suites? Do you have a couple of suites?

My boyfriend bought those for me.

you're gonna put weird stuff in our beds

Could you get the fuck out?

To Johnny's credit,

There's like, cows all over the place.

No, you step aside! You step aside!

where do you stand now on whether or not you think this motel is cute?

- If you don't mind. - Oh, sure!

Johnny. I've been stripped of every morsel of pleasure I earned in this life! Ahem. I've been gutted

You bought a small town in 1991, Johnny.

The kids. The children are dependents, Moira.

My earrings! They were there. They're not there!

Oh, I'm a dick?

But again, thank you.

- If this is about doors... - Yeah, it's about doors.

Asking the surgeon for the specimen name

After you had to deal with that one rude patient

We've been robbed.

i have asked you thrice now to lock the door

Yes, that train has left the station, if you know what I mean!

We need a little private time now as a family.

Okay, okay, okay.

I had a second cousin in Elmdale who did telemarketing.

I owe my crack dealer a ton of money, so...