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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Erica had to call home for a ride.
Your mom and I couldn't decide
You love that boxing game, right?
We're gonna get to know each other real good.
And is now sitting on 6 bucks of cold, hard change.
A penny?
They are gonna freak when you walk into that restaurant with a college guy.
Hey! Pops-aroni, looking good.
Did you really think I wouldn't notice?
(horns blaring)
(both laugh)
Now, who wants sake?
Come, sit. Tell mama.
Well, the balloon says you're 17, so how about no?
And the first place barry went...
I'm just... Constantly thinking about that game.
(alarm blaring)
Barry had spent the past week trying to beat "punch-out!"
For some, it was confusing.
I'm addicted to arcade games.
Lost my cool.
What's going on?
Uh, I'm gonna shut this off.
He goes to penn, he's a classics major,
(imitating blasters firing)
Like a glass slipper, but it's not! It's a jacket!
Eating zagnut bars, and watching old horror movies.
You needed a roll of quarters and nerves of steel.
(machine powers down)
Why not try the real thing?
Well, how'd it go? Was she mad? How mad was she?
Yeah, I am just as surprised as you are.
Please believe me.
I certainly don't look bad doing this.
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