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(sobbing) she said drew kremp drove her home today
Even better. And you want to know why?
I'll go.
The grown-up kind that sells things that grown-ups want...
I am not going out with your podiatrist's son named bruce.
(laughing)
Barry, you're scrounging around for quarters right now.
Into the age of darkness.
Had somehow been replaced by a giddy, love-struck teenager.
But he did.
Fortunately, my dad stepped in to help with words of wisdom.
Well, do you think he'll have himself figured out in the next two days or so?
Stop it! (gasps)
I just think that drew needs some time alone to figure himself out.
We all have failed.
I know what she said!
No matter what, they're always there for you.
Back then, you couldn't just download a game to your phone.
I've, uh, spent a majority of my life hysterical and emotionally
I got to manage my cash flow.
Yeah, college is really hard 'cause he's in college.
You told me there was nobody else!
That's the great thing about first loves.
♪ but nonetheless I feel the need to say
Adult adam: Sometimes you need them to bail you out.
It's still... It's not, uh...
It's like a spaceship.
He used to eat food.
Look at me. I'm an animal.
I speak the language.
And sometimes you need them to not say a thing.
While we were lost in our world of video games,
(crowd cheering)
That's the stuff.
A-are you hopped up on goofballs?
So that's what you meant when you said he needed to figure himself out?
Some nerd will pay top dollar for this.
The point is that I know there's no easy fix here,
Focus, barry! Focus!
She said she's dead inside...
Are you freaking kidding me?
Probably not.
(sobbing)
Yo, nerd! Every rocky needs his mickey.