Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Love isn't easy ♪
Jesus Christ, this thing's heavy!
And you know what? I hate you!
-Ta-da! -Ah, Jay-Jay, this is so romantic!
Even if it is coming from a collection of...
-Excuse me, everybody. Excuse me.
♪ You still gotta bring the bone ♪
A year later, we're driving to regionals--
You're looking directly into my pupils.
I want you to stand against the wall nude while I eat Three Musketeers.
-Matthew! -I'm sorry.
Ugh! I bet she's, like, so vocal at yoga.
-It must have colophony in it. -What's that now?
1988 2006
You're just growing up. Like your whole, hmm, nipple situation.
I gotta find another brother to jack me off.
with this prisoner that she's pursuing.
Now, who should I flop my dick around on to dry it off?
♪ But I swear by God ♪
♪ In their life ♪
You can't come because you were a little dick
-I'll find them myself. -Okay, bye, Judge.
I told you I wanted something devastating this year.
Yes, please!
I'm not talking about honeydew-dew on a stick.
I love how you inspire me to jack off!
It was beautiful!
Why with the hats?
Holy shit, it went in.
and my boobs hurt!
You're a sweet kid. Hey, hey, hey.
-Leah! -Oh, you tender little bitch.
Hold on... are we falling in love?
I'm like a little Velcro wallet, I'm so tight.
Am I crazy, or is that actually sweet?
-Hmm. I guess. -Even your dried-out old mom.
it looks like a plastic bag of frozen turkeys
You know what, Connie?
That is some weird-ass toxic max-sculinity.
-Judd, what about you? -Dad, your breath smells like pussy.
- You like that? -No!
-No, stop it!
So you're telling her to make the next move,
Hell, yeah.
-♪ See ♪ -♪ Cupid cracks the pistol ♪
Well, anyway, in this valentine is actually a homemade tissue paper collage
Oh, please! Don't you remember up in your bed?
I don't want that!
Holy moly, are you okay?!
I'll be here farting up in your bed.
Well, for what it's worth, happy Valentine's Day, Gina.
♪ It's a clusterfuck of passions ♪
And now for the third act, sponsored by...
-Yes, we're in the back seat of the car-- -You were sitting in the middle.
♪ To those who are all alone ♪
Matthew's faster than you think he's gonna be.
Check your balls. Are they gigantic like his?
I got him a sample bottle of Curve cologne.
The extra-small little prick condoms is up in aisle 14!
-Hello. -Ugh. Hello, Nick.
-All right, you run along, baby.
-I mean, I don't feel like that story... -Come on!
You know, I never bought a computer?
♪ I don't think y'all heard me ♪
Then I got cramps that were truly like a hate crime.
Ooh, look, they have canned bread.