Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sure, it was a nice experience,
Of course.
-Not anymore. -Um, we'll see.
Maybe she could help me get a Valentine's date with the ghost of Whitney Houston!
-It was Under the Tuscan Sun. Yes. -Ugh, as much as I hate to say it,
Oh, hey, Nicky. What happened to dinner with Mom and Dad?
I was right, a-- a boy shouldn't have a girl hormone monster--
♪ Who needs a boy ♪
You understand! You understand!
Hey, hey, hey, Jay. Watch your language in front of my new lady friend!
♪ With the cock of a full-grown horse ♪
you might be allergic to those drug store flowers.
-Are you sure about that? -Yeah.
and I ran away!
And then, I told you, "Ooh, let's buy him something."
but with, like, nothing in it!
A musical number!
-'Cause you're a fake! -Stop!
Ladybug 2020, y'all! No running mate!
♪ Valentine, St. Valentine ♪
Nick, your family has no boundaries!
-A hundred percent. -Sorry, Andrew. The show must go on.
Oh, please, do not believe him.
and now I'm "Walgreens Greeter Coach Steve."
But she's in love with the ghost of Nina Simone.
-Oh, Andrew, you farted!
-"What about the other colors then, Mom?" -Exactly!
God, I love fucking you both,
-Reese's Werther's-Spoons. - I love you.
but my scalp has broken out in a profoundly violent rash.
♪ It's outrageously expensive ♪
'cause I heard they make you shoot ropes out of your dong!
Not anymore! I hate to break it to you, boo-boo,
♪ Got to survive you another year ♪
♪ Just a-dishin' and a-throwin' shade ♪
Keep walking backwards while you're crying.
Rage, Rage, Fucking Rage!
So Diane's life had come to a standstill--
-Yeah, we're having a good time. -Yeah.
-Shut the fuck up!
♪ But that's all right Y'all won't believe in me anyway but ♪
You are a real nightmare.
What? I always give my mom a Valentine's Day card.
Oh, it's for incestuous conjoined twins.
Wow, that was over 18 months ago.
-Or a girl, with a penis. -You know what? I really just gotta go.
It's the hat. He builds the character out from the hat.
-and watch Nights in Rodanthe-- -No!
♪ Forever side-by-side Through snark and snide ♪
-Yeah, you drink piss! -Andrew, stop talking to him like that!
They're having fun at his expense. That's what boys do.
Guys, I happen to be playing it cool for Valentine's Day.
-But when I'm right... -When you're right, you're right!
- Jay! -Sixty-nine...
Where do you keep the tiny bow ties?
It's a man's choice to be gay, Connie. Please respect a man's right to choose.
-I hate it. -Like, when I'm like,
What does she even want from you?
two bodies sharing the same feet"?
am I the first boy to ever have a lady hormone monster?
You see, my mom is having a conjugal visit
♪ And every bullshit love cliché ♪