Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For the tatas?
- Be mine. -Oh, a beautiful red thing.
-What are you saying, Jay? -I've hurt you both,
I need ten for my... plans.
-No, you definitely got a penis. -Right, I'm a boy.
Oh, what have I done?!
He's trying to steal you from me.
-You just-- You were logical for a second. -This TV is fake too!
♪ Every day, the 14th ♪
-I think you should go, Andrew. -Yeah, you weren't even invited.
I just knew I wanted to be, like...
-and who's sitting there-- -This guy!
but you in an Oedipal arrangement.
Nicky, Valentine's Day, it's wonderful-- It's-- It's--
Drink my piss, Andrew Glouberman.
"To my mommy on Valentime's Day"?
So I sprayed that Curve cologne right in that closet case's eyes,
If you don't have one, you're probably ugly and don't know it.
-You're crazy, girl! -You're crazy!
my girlfriend who is things.
-I break out in dermatitis. -Hey, guys!
...got you a rescue dog.
Sorry.
But Andrew can't come 'cause he's completely toxic!
I am not acting like a chick!
I'm your motherfucking Hormone Monstress.
-Ow! -Super soft!
♪ That is, if I were inclined To such pathetic displays ♪
The princess of my heart--
I got it at Topman, yet it screams bottom.
- We get it. -I'm gonna cum! Oh, my God! Oh!
That's what I tell my dad.
Holy shit, uh, I think we've got one.
Oh, no! She's laughing at his joke! Quick!
Oh, yeah. Well, sweetheart, trust me, I wasn't looking at you either.
-What? She made one for everyone? -Here you go.
-Wait, did you say "Valen-time's Day"? -Yeah.
Leave me alone!
-Oh. -Why not?
♪ They're going through changes ♪
-I did, didn't I? -You really get me.
-Coach Steve? -Welcome to Walgreens!
I'm the only out kid in the whole school.
-It wasn't Nights in Rodanthe. -Yes, it was.
And why am I sucking on an Altoid?
Double the butt pussy!
I have no idea how to play a game.
-Mm-hmm.
Not to brag, but I've never been closer to suicide.
♪ And he was my whole world ♪
You're, like, bald!
Wait. What's that now?
The point is being a good little guy
-Is any of this usable?
-So you can lose the hat now? -Oh, my dear Nicholas, I wish I could,
- I love you. -I love you, too! Who-- Who said that?
-A-- A sex break. -Whoa.
-It's butt pussy. You're into that, right? -Hmm, I don't know.
Oh, is Chloe your girlfriend?
-No! -You want cold hard cash?
I love how your hair, it's like hands.
-Oh! Austin Joseph is AJ! -Right?
-Let's sing a song about it. -Okay.
Nice haul, Jay!
Tell him what happened, baby.
- Okay, just gonna...
I couldn't have put it better myself!
♪ Now, and he won't miss you ♪