Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But, with me...

You're not taking him. Nobody's taking him.

I'm never gonna get out of this thread am I, Gordie?

My little nigga You'll this

CANT WAIT TO COME SEE IT

-Teddy, it's 100 feet. -Yeah, Teddy.

You use your left hand or your right hand for that?

I don't want to hear no horror stories. I'm not up for that, man.

Hey, come on, man. My brother gave me that!

I was living in a small town in Oregon called Castle Rock.

Chopper'll be here.

-Vern, you gotta go faster! -I can't, Gordie!

What's the matter with Gordie?

Cleere coming up

-You think so? -Yeah, I think so.

and was now doing odd jobs around Castle Rock.

About this time, Charlie and Billy were playing mailbox baseball

You guys wanna see a bean flicker?

Get up, Vern! Damn it!

No, Vern, there is something on your neck.

He shouldn't be thinking about girls. This is the biggest game of his life.

MY LITTLE NUGGA YOU GOT DIS

Loony Loony Loomer

-It was really good. -What did you write, sweetheart?

-It should have been me. -Don't say that, man.

I know he didn't mean to insult me.

If we follow the tracks all the way into Harlow, it'll be about 20 miles.

You four eyed pile of shit

She's a Catholic, man. They're all like that.

Why don't you tell me something I don't know, asshole?

Gordie, I got something for you.

It's a leech. Leeches!

But I still got a three-day vacation, because it never showed up.

Up the ladder with another platter, it's Bobby Day with Rockin' Robin.

No, Artie, just you.

-Go for it, Vince. Go for it. -You want to race? Oh, yeah?

We knew exactly who we were and exactly where we were going.

Yeah, right, I'm not falling for that one, Lachance.

CANT WAIT TO COME BY AND SEE IT

When ski past the side hit 12 year olds have been sending all day

Here you go, kid. $1 .50 of hamburger.

Yeah, by the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore.

We'd only been gone two days, but somehow the town seemed different,

Gordie wrote a story.

Happy BDay Paul! Happy BDay Dan!

You guys want to go see a dead body?

No sign of the enemy. The fort is secure.

I promise I won't hock no more dirty books.

In April, my older brother, Dennis, had been killed in a jeep accident.

-Okay. -All right.

I don't care. That was a mean trick, Chris.

Ten years from now, some hunter's gonna go in the woods to take a leak,

All the kids, instead of calling him Davie, they call him Lardass. Lardass Hogan.

Did you take it?

Tell me something

Well, not anymore.

-Lardass! -Lardass!

Everyone knew I took it. Even Vern knew it, I think.

It was only 2:45, but it felt much later.

7 points Miami?

NOBODY CALLS TEDDY DUCHAMP A LOONY!

Timmy Sic balls

“Pile of shit" has 1,000 eyes.

Let's look for some long branches. We'll build him a stretcher.

POV: Your friend making excuses for why he hasn't started testorone therapy at MMG

You didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Seven cents, Vern?

You might even write about us guys, if you ever get hard up for material.

loony loony loony

Even Holly knew that

You don't know what's in those woods.

Forget it, all right?

-You ready? -Yeah, we've been ready for an hour.

Hey, you know, it's not that deep. We can walk across.

It's not funny What am I supposed to eat

I think we should tell the cops.

Go on, Choppie. Sic balls, Choppie.