Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now I'll have to start giving money to the homeless.
Just do the catchphrase!
-What are you doing here? -Just having a drink.
Can I just say that I think you're the most amazing comedy actor on television?
Yeah
-How do you work that out? -We're both entertainers.
When the whistle blows When the whistle blows
since old Gladys the cook burnt down the canteen.
-Well, we have met. -Have we?
there's a couple of birds over there without drinks.
No disrespect to you. We all go back to mine.
and made it a lowest common denominator sort of comedy.
-Are you hungry? -Yeah.
with some traditional Japanese entertainment.
Doing Chekhov at the Wyndham, just been nominated for an Olivier Award, so...
-Let me have a wee look. -Yeah, have a look.
-Just give him the 20. -No. He said change.
by something from The Hills Have Eyes.
Ching Chang Chinaman milked a cow
Turkey. Drraaaaaagggggooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnn!
It's not rude. It's stupid. It's ignorant.
Considering your average is probably what, 20p or something.
Here, I tell you this, if you like his show, you'll love this.
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
-Can we get a bottle of champagne, please? -No problem.
I don't think you can equate yourself to David Bowie.
-Welcome to the building. -Thanks. It's nice to see someone under 40.
-This is Ralph. -Hello, mate. You all right?
Neither of us
Go and get a drink. I haven't got any money now.
This is a delightful woodland romp
Right, you owe me 27.50.
-No. -No.
The little fat man with the pug-nosed face See his pug-nosed face
You having a laugh
-Being meaning to throw it away. -Throw it away, then.
Hi. A pint of Fosters and a dry white wine, please.
"Are you having a laugh? Is he having laugh?"
-You wanna get used to this, mate. -It's doing my head in.
Right, Mr Yamaguchi's on his way up now with his lovely wife.