Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-We can't just sit next to him. -We'll just go and speak to him.

-Turkey! What else? -Turkey, just turkey.

Do the face, then. Do the face. Do the face.

-Nice aftershave, by the way. -Cheers.

He's one of the seminal artists of the last 35 years, doing work tantamount to genius,

-Neither of us. -You're out in the cold.

-Well... -No time. Here they come.

Why would that concern me?

Some good stuff on.

-Ouch. Go on. Pop it in the scrapbook. -No. Don't pop it in the scrapbook.

Like he's not gonna come over and gloat.

-What, there's no good ones? -Best one was the Telegraph.

-Oh, thanks very much. -No need to sign in. That's fine.

"will please all the family. This is a delightful woodland romp

The wig, the glasses, the catchphrase. Brilliant.

You've been in all the magazines.

-50 quid? -Yeah.

If I want an opinion, it won't be a snotty little reviewer,

-Have a look. -He's a ringer.

-I saw it last night. -And?

-Oh, he reads heat, does he? -Everybody reads heat.

Yeah, I know, yeah.

-The man in the street, so fickle. -No. He didn't have a bald head.

-By winning... -Forget it, drink up. We're going.

I'm actually flicking through the phone book and I'm pointing my finger on a random page

Oh, he'll love this.

-What happened? -There's nothing I can do, sir. Sorry.

-Ah, that's me. -Bring Ralph and Walnut.

Yes Linda I like that

Factory floor, what a chore Another week's graft

-Yes. It's here. -Right.

Ah, Andy Millman.

-What street? -It doesn't matter, does it?

Barry keeps you talking whilst you and I get down to it.

Oh, yeah? What do you do?

And he used to sing in the operating theatre.

Bits of it were funny.

-Sorry? -Do you like money? 20 quid.

How much was it? 220?

He blows his stupid brains out

Who would you rather fight and have a decent chance of winning,

Why would I do a show that when I watched it, I was praying for a tsunami?

You're out and about, you know, no guys with you,

and you need to have a bath, then you can't keep your mouth shut,

-Found another one. -Oh, have you?

-Got the old telly there. Watch a lot of telly? -I don't, no.

Although you're happy to tell me when you're sleeping in your car

You said if you get your own show, the offers would come flooding in.