Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- And 50 times a day I hear - Are you having a laugh?

-Hello. -What are you doing?

-Are you just saying that? -No.

No, no. Bad suggests that, you know, it's evil or something. You know, it's not...

Always know when to cut your losses. Let's go.

-All right. -Okay.

What the... Ooh...

-Yeah. -Can I get your autograph, please?

That's becoming quite a catchphrase itself.

Pint of Fosters.

-Oh, go on. -TP Bronze...

to see what my name could be if I wanted to change it.

Yes Linda, I like that

He blows his bloated face off

Is he having a raugh?

Let's not talk about that now. Let's not bring the mood down now.

-No. I'm fine. -Phew.

Ching Chang Chinaman covered in shit!

Tick tock, alarm clock I'm gonna be late

-Yeah, yeah. -Good, good.

What are reviews like?

-No. I just know what I like. -Yeah? Do you like money?

I'm going to get a drink.

And now for your delectation, may I present Gobbler and Kimberley

-Cheers. Thanks. -Okay, enjoy. Good.

-I said that was a picture of a frog, didn't l? -It's got the same throat.

When I was on East Enders we used to go to a place called Castro's.

Finally, a little bit of respect.

-Okay. Have a nice day. -Cheers.

-Well, they are. -That's just rude.

-Yeah, he gave him 20 quid earlier. -Not that specific man on the street.

in front of a couple of nobodies like this. No disrespect. Unbelievable.

No, sorry. That's a mistake. No, I didn't mean that. Sorry.

and charity events, just begging forgiveness.

-Does that happen a lot? -No, never. It's all good usually. So l...

I'm already annoyed with you, giving it backchat.

I can't stop, mate. I'm going to the VIP area.

Ching Chang Chinaman didn't know how

-I'm Cathy. -Oh, nice to meet you.

That's for both of us.

Hey, pug, pug, pug, pug

-You haven't got a ten and five, have you? -I haven't.