Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The wig. The glasses. The catchphrase. Brilliant.
"but when a TV programme makes you want to
-Big, fat, smug face. -We're here now. Shh.
Why?
It works even without the wig or the glasses. Can you do the catchphrase?
Just got a bad review off a bouncer.
-Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. -You just put us here.
Think about the good ones.
You're not manning the phones at the Samaritans tonight?
What else are you keeping from me?
See you later, B.
it'll be the people that count, the man on the street.
Look at that!
Is he having a raff?
Pug, pug, pug, pug
-I'd rather not. -Do the catchphrase.
50?
See his pug-nosed face
Little fat man who sucks on boobs
Have you had any phone calls at all?
-Hi, welcome. Enjoyed the show last night. -Really?
Again!
-Are you Andy Millman? -Yeah.
Well, no, say that I offered you 20, the second most you've ever been given,
-Um, some champagne? -Yeah!
Random little short man
-Let's go there. -Yeah, all right.
Your TV show's doing all right, though, is it?
No. I don't know.
-Oh, hello. Look who it is. -Hi.
-No. -No? Okay, pub it is, then.
"l found myself expecting someone to shout, 'I'm free!'
No? Last night, BBC One?
Can you just step away from the rope?
-You did? -Yeah.
They know what they're talking about, but the general public, I mean...
-Yeah! -Excuse me?
Nick's theme Chubby little loser
Really?
Are you having a laugh? Is he having a laugh?
-See you later. -See you, bye.