Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not when they dragged in the mash, we didn't.

Or you could walk home, pocket the cash, you've made a sweet, sweet profit.

I'm getting a bit of hassle out here. Can I just pop myself down there?

Porridge, toast, kids, car Bloody school gate

No, not chubby little loser.

Can't do that every day. Say it's, I don't know, three months of leaving me alone.

Boobs! Jilly, look. 58,008. Boobs!

-Yeah. -Yeah. Don't touch me.

I've got to fuck it. I never stop. Oh, yeah.

-That's 5.80, thanks. -5.80? Are you having a laugh?

With many of the best scenes featuring A tory rory

-You've got to use what you can. -Fair enough.

No, not that specific man.

-You got a 10? I've only got 20s. -No.

Thank you. A big, strong man's just what I need.

They'd forgive you if you did Celebrity Fit Club.

old, miserable fat man hits another homer

-Are you moving in? -Yeah.

Barry, don't look round, right,

-What are you doing? -It's all right.

-This is Rita and my team. -Hi.

-Quick sit down. -At least I had a sit down.

-That's mine. Take a seat. -Oh, that chair!

-Why do they call you that? -Because if I see something,

I found you laughing to yourself once, and I said, "What are you laughing at?"

Fatso takes his own life

-The wee frog. -Oh, the frog.

because the BBC have interfered and sort of chased ratings