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Oh, the relationship.
Whatever I spend, you have to spend half.
And someday, I hope to do it again.
It's bourgeois.
...when I was changing before gym class.
We were in my apartment, watching TV.
But the man focuses on the sign underneath...
Optional.
...greeting-card companies now put out cards that are blank...
...what are you guys gonna do today?
I hope you got a good oral surgeon, because that can be very serious.
...where you shoot water in the clown's mouth and blow up the balloon.
I mean, really, what is the big deal?
Well, it's something to consider.
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Plus...
Well...
I want to see how smart you are.
...than anyone in the world.
Now I call you whenever I'm inclined, and vice versa.
It's my birthday No losses dammit.
Oh, the card.
All right, all right. Tell me the rules.
What am I supposed to get, a bazooka?
...he's gonna come up with a way to win at blackjack.
Pretty bad out there. What about you?
Well, goody for you.
Bust of Nelson Rockefeller?