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What am I supposed to get, a bazooka?
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All right, all right. Tell me the rules.
Plus...
...greeting-card companies now put out cards that are blank...
...when I was changing before gym class.
Whatever I spend, you have to spend half.
We were in my apartment, watching TV.
...he's gonna come up with a way to win at blackjack.
It's my birthday No losses dammit.
...where you shoot water in the clown's mouth and blow up the balloon.
Well, goody for you.
Optional.
Bust of Nelson Rockefeller?
I want to see how smart you are.
I mean, really, what is the big deal?
Oh, the relationship.
But the man focuses on the sign underneath...
Well, it's something to consider.
Oh, the card.
It's bourgeois.
...what are you guys gonna do today?
...than anyone in the world.
I hope you got a good oral surgeon, because that can be very serious.
And someday, I hope to do it again.
Well...
Pretty bad out there. What about you?
Now I call you whenever I'm inclined, and vice versa.