Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's my birthday No losses dammit.
All right, all right. Tell me the rules.
What am I supposed to get, a bazooka?
I hope you got a good oral surgeon, because that can be very serious.
Oh, the relationship.
...he's gonna come up with a way to win at blackjack.
...when I was changing before gym class.
I want to see how smart you are.
And someday, I hope to do it again.
Pretty bad out there. What about you?
Optional.
It's bourgeois.
I mean, really, what is the big deal?
Well, goody for you.
But the man focuses on the sign underneath...
Well, it's something to consider.
Whatever I spend, you have to spend half.
...than anyone in the world.
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We were in my apartment, watching TV.
...where you shoot water in the clown's mouth and blow up the balloon.
...what are you guys gonna do today?
Bust of Nelson Rockefeller?
Well...
Plus...
...greeting-card companies now put out cards that are blank...
Oh, the card.
Now I call you whenever I'm inclined, and vice versa.