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beautiful daddy-daughter silence.
Absolutely. Okay, off we go.
It was an accident.
♪ Come sail away, come sail away
Well, can't I just ignore the other kids more?
Buh. Ugh.
(WHISPERS) But he wasn't.
They must've shrunk when I washed 'em.
It's me! It's my rap name.
Buh.
He's almost 11! (BOTH LAUGH)
A whole day?
Hey! What are you doing? We're closing.
Ah! Ooh! Mom, you gotta stop watching me sleep.
I don't even like spending a day with myself.
It doesn't make sense.
When it comes to you and the laundry, there are no accidents.
All right. Why not?
I know Mom shrunk 'em on purpose.
The open road was his only way out!
It's why I nap.
You know?
and I will have him dragged out of his important meeting about jeans
My beautiful boy needs a pair of acid-washed jeans,
You want a churro?
I couldn't see the fire in my mom's eyes.
It was September 8th, 1980-something.
That was sitting in with the food?
(LAUGHING) Roll it out? (LAUGHS)
Well, the sweater's a lie!
It's that medicated dog shampoo. No. No. No.
I always wash new clothes.
Stop it. Stop it.
She's my best friend!
my dad was doing his best to revive his tradition with Erica.
Oh, you made my favorite?
ADAM: I'm not comin' out. Mom took me school shopping.
♪ Come sail away with me, lad
Oh, that's so damn funny.
Miss? Whoa.
Thanks.
Obviously, go to your mother first.
Look at me! You can see every little curve.