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Ever since Erica grew (WHISPERS) boobs...
(KISSES)
♪ Big
They're just clothes. Who cares?
(MOUTH FULL) What did I do?
♪ Come sail away, come sail away
Oh, you know what? I will take you up on those nachos now.
I'll tell you what's happening. He's a moron.
Throw all the food out.
You wanna talk about it or something?
Roll it out.
Uh... Some by me.
What kind of drifter shops at the Willow Grove Mall?
And so I went back-to-school shopping with my mom.
Nothing's closed until I say it is.
Honey, this is the seventh grade we're talking about...
Well, what kind of drifter needs to buy new clothes
(GASPS)
My dad thought he was ready to handle the girl stuff...
That unicorn is rigged.
Okay. We gotta hit the mall, and fast.
Hey, Mom. I need a Midol.
and talked all kinds of crap about me.
I'm not gonna mix in.
You do.
Hi!
This was your idea.
Well, it turns out that his van is actually his home, right?
It's for my rap group. No!
But just know you're overreacting.
Pops, I'm telling you, that woman's an evil genius.
Mistakes were made.
Every decision you made in that story was a terrible one.
You give Erica 20 bucks just 'cause she says "girl stuff"?
ADULT ADAM: And just like that,
(SCOFFS) Oh, these are chaffing me,
Hey, Dad? What?