Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Writer? What? I thought you wanted to be a witch.
Gagged By her enemies
Oh, it's a map to the Bloom of Eternal Youth,
Whoo-hoo!
What?
I've had this "about the author" picture since I was seven years old.
-Now with more swears. -Ah, splendid.
but the response should be, "Ah! No. Spare us."
Eh!
ALL: Huh?
(YELLS, GRUNTS)
Which one of you wants to read my literary masterpiece?
-Eh, it just feels a little unrealistic. -I see what you're saying.
My publisher is throwing a huge party for my book, Ruler's Reach,
The Bloom of Eternal Youth.
Lily.
But where I'm from that's kinda impossible.
I just made a few tiny edits, and this baby is humming.
(SNIFFLES) Oh.
Quando eu vejo uma mãezinha falando que vai fazer a perfuração na farmácia que é mais barato
Every idea is a good idea.