Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've had this "about the author" picture since I was seven years old.
The Bloom of Eternal Youth.
Eh!
(SNIFFLES) Oh.
-Now with more swears. -Ah, splendid.
But where I'm from that's kinda impossible.
Writer? What? I thought you wanted to be a witch.
My publisher is throwing a huge party for my book, Ruler's Reach,
Gagged By her enemies
Lily.
but the response should be, "Ah! No. Spare us."
What?
Quando eu vejo uma mãezinha falando que vai fazer a perfuração na farmácia que é mais barato
ALL: Huh?
(YELLS, GRUNTS)
Every idea is a good idea.
Which one of you wants to read my literary masterpiece?
-Eh, it just feels a little unrealistic. -I see what you're saying.
I just made a few tiny edits, and this baby is humming.
Whoo-hoo!
Oh, it's a map to the Bloom of Eternal Youth,